Why magnums are gay
1. They are wannabe motorcycles.
2. You get guy crotch on your back more often than origanlly planned.
3. I can't afford to buy one.
4. Most came with ZA50's, and Za's EXPLODE.
5. They cannot be modded whats-so-ever.
6. Guy's only get them to compensate for their other not-so-magnum thingy.
7. They are only good for being melted down and used Roketa scooter.
8. I can't afford one.
9. A-ko doesn't ride a magnum, therefore they blow.
10. Every new mopeder wants one, then they don't, then they do again.
11. It is commonly referred to as a 'Baby Motorcyle'
12. Pinto's are the new Magnums.