The Treats are a 15 person group that left the Creatures of the Loin Moped Army Branch in Spring of 2006, after a nasty and divisive split between the two branch founders on personal reasons, as well as between members of what became the Treats and members who stayed Creatures along differences of opinion about the identity and purpose of the moped gang.
The Treats are characterized by phenomenology, separatism, nonsense ramblings, an affinity for tasty snacks within a certain price range and Puch Magnums.
The Treats can be found in San Francisco, CA.
Treats are interested in: play, discourse, and the destruction of class society though better treats, sweet and savoury. A magnum gang lost in an opium den of sweet and savoury goodies sometimes called treats. From burritos and LSD to tempura. A treat can be spotted at snack bars and in SF cruising spots at sunset. The Treats formerly operated an HQ in Soma San Francisco at the end of an alley named after a Donovan song. This is the birthplace of treats hq, and treatdom in general. They have since moved and formed their own independent kingdom of treatland, a strange land spread throughout the environs of sf - a palace/refugee zone in soma, the store/warehouse treatland in the mission on, of course, treat st, and a store/galllery/beautiful disaster/record label/the worlds only 8 track label, no., also in the mission on valencia st. Every Monday they eat all day and ride and never gain a pound. The rest of the days they ride all day. Most of the treats have no job or little to do but moped. Mrs. Treat is a Pro Mopeder.
The treats have recently developed a constipation problem due to excessive opium tea usage.
the treats are currently in mushroom season.
Treats is the officialist Official Mopad Gang.
Treats members are all retired.