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The badest band of moped riding dirtbags to roam the wasteland of Richmond, Virginia on the hunt for parties, sluts, beer and booty. You know, the finer things in life.
In the fall of 2002, Beamer Wilkins found his one true love: a puttering and magnificently slow blue Vespa Ciao. After months of learning to repair and restore his moped, the addiction was passed on to his girlfriend and best friend. Now more than ten members strong, we are swarming the streets of Austin, Texas and holding up traffic in style. Beamer's shop, Austin Mopeds, will be opening in November on the East side of town near Progress Coffee. Come have dessert with us on Wednesday nights or meet for lunch on Saturdays at noon.
[ Hell's Satans website]