The top ten (and then some) reasons to date a moped nerd:
- We can do anything with a 10mm tool.
- We like to mix things up.
- We are obviously not "compensating" with our rides.
- We always have sparks.
- We don't mind if you're loud; we can't hear you anyway.
- We know how to keep a clean exhaust.
- Oil keeps our hands smooth.
- We know how to take it slow.
- We're mechanical.
- Because if you're four-strokin, you're trying too hard.
- You'll always know when we're coming well in advance.
- We're modern day McGuivers.
- We're good with our hands.
- Because we're not scooter nerds.
- Because our asses vibrate constantly.
- Because we have nice racks.
- Because we can get high off of our own smell.
- Because we know how to enjoy the view.
- Because our vehicles are "cute."
- Because mopeds are cheap ... just don't ask how much we spend.
- Because we can fix things. Or just part them out if that doesn't work.
- Our premix brings all the boys to the yard.
- We will port your cylinder. And your exhaust, if you're into that kind of thing.
- If you need a piston stop we can show you the rope trick
- We are proud of our leaky qualities, and bestow them unto you unconditionally.
This list was adapted from this discussion on the forums.