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when soft seizing you will hear,
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A '''soft seize''' is a type of [[seizure]] that occurs when there is insufficient lubrication and/or the [[piston]] overheats and expands to the point that it gets stuck in the [[cylinder]].  
the motor goes waaaa ka ka klink.
 
the sound it makes is very clear,
 
the clunk you feel is very distinct.
 
  
When you ride hard on a nice cold night,
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Please see [http://www.mopedarmy.com/forums/discuss/1/564145/564145/ this discussion] for more information on soft seizures.  
or take your filter off on a real hot day.
 
your motor starts to strain and fight,
 
yap yap yap it calls in dismay.
 
  
and then all of the sudden,
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you gain 5 miles per hour.
 
and you start to wonderin,
 
from where came this power?
 
  
well that my friend… its the last little bit
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==Soft Seize Poetry==
of life you are squeazin from that brand new kit.
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When soft seizing you will hear, <br>
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The motor goes waaaa ka ka klink. <br>
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The sound it makes is very clear, <br>
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The clunk you feel is very distinct.
  
if only you’d listened when your bike cried,
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When you ride hard on a nice cold night, <br>
“hold the fucking choke down and pull to the side.
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Or take your [[air filter|filter]] off on a real hot day. <br>
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Your motor starts to strain and fight, <br>
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Yap yap yap it calls in dismay.
  
“Now take off your shoe and give me your sock,
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And then all of a sudden, <br>
put it over my filter and tie it.
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You gain 5 miles per hour. <br>
we’re going home, slow as shit.
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And you start to wonderin', <br>
but hey at least you dont have to walk!”
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From where came this power?
  
wow, im blazed.
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Well that my friend… its the last little bit <br>
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Of life you are squeazin' from that brand new [[kit]].
  
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If only you’d listened when your bike cried, <br>
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“Hold the fucking [[choke]] down and pull to the side.” <br>
  
-Harold
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“Now take off your shoe and give me your sock, <br>
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Put it over my filter rand tie it. <br>
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We’re going home, slow as shit. <br>
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But hey at least you don't have to walk!”
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Wow, I'm blazed.
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''Poetry by Harold''
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[[Category: Moped Jargon]]

Revision as of 14:01, 4 September 2008

A soft seize is a type of seizure that occurs when there is insufficient lubrication and/or the piston overheats and expands to the point that it gets stuck in the cylinder.

Please see this discussion for more information on soft seizures.

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Soft Seize Poetry

When soft seizing you will hear,
The motor goes waaaa ka ka klink.
The sound it makes is very clear,
The clunk you feel is very distinct.

When you ride hard on a nice cold night,
Or take your filter off on a real hot day.
Your motor starts to strain and fight,
Yap yap yap it calls in dismay.

And then all of a sudden,
You gain 5 miles per hour.
And you start to wonderin',
From where came this power?

Well that my friend… its the last little bit
Of life you are squeazin' from that brand new kit.

If only you’d listened when your bike cried,
“Hold the fucking choke down and pull to the side.”

“Now take off your shoe and give me your sock,
Put it over my filter rand tie it.
We’re going home, slow as shit.
But hey at least you don't have to walk!”

Wow, I'm blazed.

Poetry by Harold