Old Farts Moped Club (OFMC)

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Born on April 29, 2013, the founder and captain of the Old Farts Moped Club (OFMC) is Don "OG Old Fart" Sumter. "The Farts" are the first ever international moped gang. Their main branch headquarters is located in Felony Flats, Nevada, USA. At the time of this writing, there are officially four members of the gang. The Farts' numbers are expected to quickly surpass those of their rival internet moped gang, The Groms, which Captain Don was once a member of. Under the command of their charismatic leader, The Farts' membership is estimated to grow exponentially, surpassing that of Moped Army, and making The Farts the most dominant and influential moped gang in the world.

In order to become a member of The Farts, one has to be at least 40 years of age. If one is not old enough but still wants to join, written permission may be granted by Captain Don on an individual basis. Prospects must insert "(OFMC)" after the user name on their MA profile. Once the prospect makes a post on MA with the gang icon, membership becomes official.

At this point, The Farts are an internet-only gang. However, once they grow, they are anticipating rides, rallies, and gang wars. A very intoxicated Captain Don was quoted saying, "First, we get rid of the Groms, then we will destroy each and every Moped Army branch one by one, until The Farts dominate this f@#king scene--NUFF SAID!!"

EDIT 8/16/13: Captain Don has just joined Los Dorados, so he is now MA official. We'll see what effect this has on OFMC's future now that their fearless leader is ridin' with a rival crew... "Needless to say I am still here , and for the most part you will find me in off topic"--Don Sumter

EDIT 1/25/15: Captain Don is now MA-retired, having take down the once-mighty Los Dorados from the inside. We now expect him to focus all his energy on The Farts, and world moped domination of OFMC is in the distant future.