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Decepticons (Dcons)
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Active within Moped Army1997-present
Branch captainDave BrzezickiNick Jobbitt
RallyMoped BBQ

The Dcons meet every Wednesday -- except the first Wednesday of the month -- at The Metro / 411 Club, 7:00pm.

Impromptu rides and event alerts are currently being sent by GroupMe, if interested in joining by text or app for your phone, contact Dave or Nick.

For up-to-date information on current projects, ride photos, hang out tomfoolery and the like, check out the Dcons blog


See also: Moped Army

Decepticons swarm East Hall, 2003

The Decepticons were formed in 1997 by Simon King, Dan Webber Kastner, and Brennan Sang in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

The Decepticons were the first branch of the Moped Army, and the subsequent greater organization of the Moped Army developed from the Kalamazoo branch.

Decepticon membership ebbs and flows, but has had more members founding and joining other branches than any other Moped Army branch. There have been over 130 members through the Decepticons in its 15 year history.

There are former members of the Decepticons now members of Peddy Cash, Mosquito Fleet, Creatures of the Loin, The Guns, Bourbon Bandits, Khz, Puddle Cutters, and the Ghost Riders.

Branch Organization

As of 2013 the D'cons have established a complete, formal charter.

Current captains are Dave Brzezicki and Nick Jobbitt. Required meetings for active members are held the first Wednesday of each month.

Moped BBQ

Decepticons meeting, 2013

Main article: Moped BBQ

The Decepticons used to host the Moped BBQ rally, which, for many years, were some of the the largest moped rally in North America.

Hundreds of Moped Army members have descended upon on Kalamazoo to celebrate all that is moped. Races, parties, and long rides have regularly been on the agenda.

D'cons Top 10 Kalamazoo Eats

In no particular order.

  1. Bangkok Flavor $$$
  2. Bilbo's $$
  3. Cosmo's / O'Duffy's $$
  4. El Gallo Blanco $
  5. Food Dance $$$
  6. Ray-Ray's Taste of Chicago $
  7. Martini's $$
  8. Olde Peninsula $$
  9. Spice and Rice $
  10. Studio Grill $

Moped Shops and Other Random Stuff

If you want more info about Quarterkick <--- Follow this link.

Quarterkick Moped Shop, owned and operated by Chad Burke

If you want more info about 1977_Mopeds <---Follow this link.

If you want more info about Kalamazoo Moped Riders <--- Follow this link.

D'con Trivia

Some say the D'cons were established in 1967 as the Military arm of the Principality of Sealand.

The Kalamazoo Building was built by an army of Charles Mercadal clones. We are still not sure if we have the real Charles or not.

Dave Brzezicki's house is actually a TARDIS turned inside out.

There are two special hairs in Nick Jobbitt's beard. One cures cancer, the other causes it, and they look identical.

It is a little known fact that Ross Snyder is the true inventor of the Everlasting Gobstopper.

Matt Schmitz wants to ride mopeds. That's all.

Chancellor Lee's most prized possession is his collection of RAZR foot scooters.

Blood tests have recently revealed that Andy Walker is the long lost son of Brian Boitano.

It is reported that Ryan Kinney pees mint julep, but no one has been willing to confirm or deny this fact.