Decepticons

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Decepticons (Dcons)
Dcons points.jpg
Kalamazoo
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Founded1997
Active within Moped Army1997-present
Branch captainDave BrzezickiNick Jobbitt
RallyMoped BBQ

The Dcons meet every Wednesday -- except the first Wednesday of the month -- at Black Owl Cafe, 7:00pm

Impromptu rides and event alerts are currently being sent by GroupMe, if interested in joining by text or app for your phone, contact Dave or Nick.


History

See also: Moped Army

Decepticons swarm East Hall, 2003

The Decepticons were formed in 1997 by Simon King, Dan Webber Kastner, and Brennan Sang in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

The Decepticons were the first branch of the Moped Army, and the subsequent greater organization of the Moped Army developed from the Kalamazoo branch.

Decepticon membership ebbs and flows, but has had more members founding and joining other branches than any other Moped Army branch. There have been over 130 members through the Decepticons in its 15 year history. There are former members of the Decepticons now members of Peddy Cash, Mosquito Fleet, Creatures of the Loin, The Guns, Bourbon Bandits, Khz, Puddle Cutters, and the Ghost Riders.

Decepticons meeting, 2013

Moped BBQ

Main article: Moped BBQ

The Decepticons used to host the Moped BBQ rally, which were some of the the largest moped rally in North America. Hundreds of Moped Army members would descend on Kalamazoo to celebrate all that is moped. Races, parties, and long rides have regularly been on the agenda.


D'con-Related Moped Shops

1977 Mopeds was founded in Kalamazoo, and the city retained a location until December 2008. The first location was on Portage Road in a former fish bait warehouse turned biker bar. In 2005, the shop moved downtown on the Kalamazoo Mall. While located in Kalamazoo, 1977 was owned and operated by Dan Webber Kastner and Dave Brzezicki. As of 2013, Dan is opening a new warehouse on Kalamazoo's Northside neighborhood.

Quarterkick Moped Shop was founded by Chad Burke, who was a Decepticon for 15 years, and continues to serve and support the moped community within Kalamazoo, both with parts and repairs, as well as loaner bikes for rallies. QuarterKick operates from a warehouse at 2031 Palmer Avenue in Kalamazoo.

Quarterkick Moped Shop operates from Kalamazoo, and is owned by former D'con Chad Burke

Chad provides service at QuarterKick by appointment and also list shop hours on his craigslist ad.

Quarterkick is also the meeting spot for the Kalamazoo Moped Riders.
Main article:  Kalamazoo Moped Riders


Branch Organization

As of 2013 the D'cons have established a complete, formal charter.


D'con Trivia

Some say the D'cons were established in 1967 as the Military arm of the Principality of Sealand.

The Kalamazoo Building was built by an army of Charles Mercadal clones.

Dave Brzezicki's house is actually a TARDIS turned inside out.

There are two special hairs in Nick Jobbitt's beard. One cures cancer, the other causes it, and they look identical.

It is a little known fact that Ross Snyder is the true inventor of the Everlasting Gobstopper.

Matt Schmitz once owned a scooter for 5 minutes. It caught fire.

Chancellor Lee's most prized possession is his collection of RAZR foot scooters.

Blood tests have recently revealed that Andy Walker is the long lost son of Brian Boitano.