|Active within Moped Army||1997-present|
|Branch captain||Dave BrzezickiNick Jobbitt|
See also: Moped Army
The Decepticons were the first branch of the Moped Army, and the subsequent greater organization of the Moped Army developed from the Kalamazoo branch.
Decepticon membership ebbs and flows, but has had more members founding and joining other branches than any other Moped Army branch. There have been over 130 members through the Decepticons in its 15 year history. There are former members of the Decepticons now members of Peddy Cash, Mosquito Fleet, Creatures of the Loin, The Guns, Bourbon Bandits, Khz, Puddle Cutters, and the Ghost Riders.
Main article: Moped BBQ
The Decepticons used to host the Moped BBQ rally, which were some of the the largest moped rally in North America. Hundreds of Moped Army members would descend on Kalamazoo to celebrate all that is moped. Races, parties, and long rides have regularly been on the agenda.
As of 2013 the Dcons have established a complete, formal charter.
Some say the Dcons were established in 1967 as the Military arm of the Principality of Sealand.
The Kalamazoo Building was built by an army of Charles Mercadal clones.
Dave Brzezicki's house is actually a TARDIS turned inside out.
There are two special hairs in Nick Jobbitt's beard. One cures cancer, the other causes it, and they look identical.
It is a little known fact that Ross Snyder is the true inventor of the Everlasting Gobstopper.
Matt Schmitz once owned a scooter for 5 minutes. It caught fire.
Chancellor Lee's most prized possession is his collection of RAZR foot scooters.