MOPED ARMY

The Lone Penelope Cruzer

Welcome Anne Schwartz (AKA Kentucky Anne). The newest and only member of the elite female moped battalion known as "The Penelope Cruzers"

(The Tom Cruisers would like to say that they are in no way affiliated with the so-called Penelope Cruzers and diligently cling to their original mantra: No girls allowed.)