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1. soros / oboma

MAXI MAX — 10 years ago
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Read up .

2. Jacob Martinez

MAXI MAX — 10 years ago
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You get that thing in the wind yet?

3. Re: Microwaves can cause cancer or WORSE

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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Ok, here is a idea. Cut off your nads, toss em in the micro. Set it for 5min. Then you and your heman lover can have them for dinner. I mean it's not like you are using them.

4. Re: How long can a cat survive in a microwave

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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get of the internet, you pervert.

5. Re: cuteboyswithcats

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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Need I say more? Put the gun in the mouth.

6. Re: Toilet sanitation, I wouldn't lick one

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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You lick ass, why would you not lick the toilet.

7. Re: Top 10 books to read before you lay dying

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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Don't read. Soul search. look at yourself in the mirror. After that, get a gun stick it in your dick sucking mouth and pull the trigger.

8. Re: How much poop can a litterbox fit?!

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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Why is it that you and squatto have this thing with crap? Oh wait I know it's because you are both democraps.

9. Re: I quit.

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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Just quit. Squatto smokes all kinds of stuff. He calls himself the butt burgler. I wonder if that means he likes ass sex when he has been smoking reefer?

10. Re: Lunch

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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I know what you want for lunch. It's some of that sweet Squatto butt burgler bung hole.

11. Re: Toilet sanitation, I wouldn't lick one

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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would you have a problem using a public restroom after Squatto had used it?

12. Re: Shrinking the Moped Community

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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Squatto= TROLL

13. Re: HEY CRAZY WAYNE

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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Hey squatto, when you do get some take about 30 of them. Then drink as much Vodka as you can. HA HA just kidding. Love you, Happy New Year !!!

14. Re: O YES WE CAN

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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New name for Quatto. Squatto.

15. Re: O YES WE CAN

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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ffreddie is right, I did get off easy.$78. a month is not much compared to what I will have to pay next year. I have been on a COBRA plan for this year, that is what Boeing offers you when you get laid off. Its a good deal but one year is all you get. Right now I pay about $600. a month. In about 2 weeks with my new plan it will be about $1,000. So my point is for whatever reason Obama's pla

16. Hasta la Vista baby

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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The action hero is almost gone from his guvinator stint. The things he left us Californians makes me say WTF oh well what are you gonna do. Like when he doubled the fee to renew our car license tags. Now he has gone to far. The California coast has pretty much been shut down for fishing.

17. O YES WE CAN

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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Here is what the change did for me. My health insurance premium just went up $78.00 a month. Thanks a lot Obama !! Merry Kwanzaa or whatever.

18. Re: Anyone here smoke saliva?

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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Seriously people, the day you stop putting any kind of smoke in your lungs will be a good day. I mean just riding behind a ped is like doing a 2 stroke bong load. OK, now I didn't say don't get high! Get high off your ass. Just pop it in your mouth not in your lungs.

19. Re: Who said this?

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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Todd, Bob, you guys are good. You win! I thought it was Albert Einstine.

20. Who said this?

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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The main thing, is to keep the main thing the main thing.

21. Re: How do you listen to your music

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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OK, I need to take a moment here. QUATTO, could we please have some Harpsichord music and maybe some beer.

22. Re: How do you listen to your music

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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Thanks for the replys one and all. For me the start was 78's at my grandma's house, then AM,45's & LP's, FM. 8tracks ,casets,CD's. XM sucks.For me looks like internet radio and mp3 and aCD in a pinch. But right now I'm gunna turn on the TB and watch Adams family reruns where Lurch plays the Harpsichord. Good night Crazy.

23. Re: Who want to talk but is too drunk?

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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I cant even spell fourm. JD issss gud. orwhatever.

24. How do you listen to your music

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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HI, what type of device (s) do you use? I'm still on XM, FM, CD. I'm switching over to Mp3 & Pandora.

25. Re: Woody

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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5-10 bucks ebay.

26. Re: CZ V.S Jawa

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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Need info on Burtus? Just Google Burtus CZ. I have had many CZ, MX and SpeedWay bikes and I know him well. He will have any part you need. Hint, don't tell him what you need. Tell him your problem and ask him, what should I do?

27. Re: CZ V.S Jawa

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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You need to talk to Burtus.

28. Re: Hope to see you soon

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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HI Old, yes it will be Missouri. We land in St.Louis, and will stay in St. Charles. I was just kind of jokin about the 9/11 thing. I was talkin to my bud today and he was all like, what terrorist gives a crap about Missouri? Well I for one kind of like it. I'll be on the look out for any cool Mopeds. See ya in a week.

29. Hope to see you soon

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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My wife just booked 2 plane tickets to MO. so we can visit her sick Uncle. We take off 9/11 out of LAX.

30. Re: check out this antique metal lathe

MAXI MAX — 11 years ago
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Really cool, I used to have one almost like it . It was a LeBlonde 6 inch swing 3 foot bed. but not foot power. I think you could call this a Moped Lathe, I mean with the pedals and all.
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