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1. Re: CHATROULETTE IS RUINED!!!!

TIMBERLAEK!!!!!!11 — 12 years ago
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Oh, thanks!

2. Re: Invent a serrious "lock" for mopeds.

KJJJJ — 13 years ago
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I just make sure mine never runs. It sucks.Oh, I also put a U-lock on the rear wheel so they can't walk it. And a big, thick chain attached to my moped and my fire escape.

3. Re: Bad Romance...BAD

KJJJJ — 13 years ago
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Holy shit, Alan.

4. Re: Bad Romance...BAD

KJJJJ — 13 years ago
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HA! I totally predicted that! Amazing! Do something different, dude.

5. Re: Bad Romance...BAD

KJJJJ — 13 years ago
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I love how she bursts into flames at the end. I wish that was real.

6. Re: Bad Romance...BAD

KJJJJ — 13 years ago
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I hope so.

7. Bad Romance...BAD

KJJJJ — 13 years ago
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Too bad the original was taken down, the comments were hysterical.<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/spgBxu1vOwY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="alw

8. Re: How much would this testi go for?

Kelly McJawns — 13 years ago
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Some company actually named a moped "testi"...?I thought for sure this would be a picture of cow balls or something.

9. Re: The cancer that is killing /OT/

Kelly McJawns — 13 years ago
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...what?

10. Re: The cancer that is killing /OT/

Kelly McJawns — 13 years ago
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Quatto - Yeah I asked Simon to delete the thread in an attempt to keep my job after they found it. To no avail!So, Vannah Sterling owes me money;!http://pornparody.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/coctomom.jpg!

11. Re: The cancer that is killing /OT/

Kelly McJawns — 13 years ago
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hey guys.Yeah it sucks now. I realized after I got fired (due to Coctomom and Moped Army) that I only really ever came to the boards at work. Now that I'm at home, I occupy my time other ways. But I kind of can't wait til I get a new job so I come back here more often.I still think "OT" was at it's peak about 2 years ago when there was no designated OT forum, and there

12. Re: erinl, can you help me rebuild my heart?

Kelly McJawns — 13 years ago
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"why are YOU..." is what I meant to say. whatever, I'm dying of heat stroke so everything is blurry.also, in case there's any confusion, Cliffy is the one who is unconvincing as a human being.

13. Re: erinl, can you help me rebuild my heart?

Kelly McJawns — 13 years ago
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ughhhhhh why are THE WORST HUMAN (?) EVER?!

14. Re: My Bands got youtube videos

Kelly McJawns — 13 years ago
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!http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a183/KellyJawns/sabatbloody.jpg!You also know how to make breakfast that much more enjoyable.hottttt.

15. Re: Paging Nash!

Kelly McJawns — 13 years ago
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I think you have to page him on facebook instead :| He's too busy trying to figure out how to build bicycle frames at the moment.

16. Re: Pixies vs. Beatles

Kelly McJawns — 13 years ago
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Apples vs. Oranges

17. LANCASTER 2012 PREVIEW (or: Building collapses)

Kelly Jawns, DMD — 13 years ago
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This is 2 blocks down the street from my apartment.Really it has nothing to do with 2012 - they have been digging this fucking hole for years next to an old building and I guess rocked the shit out of the foundation.http://articles.lancasteronline.com/local/5/251091/collapse_1BEFORE:!http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a183/KellyJawns/buildingbefore.jpg!AFTER:!http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a183/

18. Re: Are You Serious About Snacks?

Kelly Jawns, DMD — 13 years ago
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Let's just say I didn't get fat by NOT eating snacks...

19. Re: best karaoke songs...when im drunk

Kelly McJawns — 13 years ago
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20. Re: Wife says... It's me or the mopeds!!!!

Kkelly Jjawns — 13 years ago
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If you just started on them 3 months ago then she probably wasn't expecting it when she married you.Tough call. Maybe just spend a little less time on them if it's pissing her off. Mopeds shouldn't really be ruining marriages and stuff.

21. Re: Wife says... It's me or the mopeds!!!!

Kkelly Jjawns — 13 years ago
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I guess today is opposite day.Ok then... CLIFFY IS AWESOME AND NOT A COCKSMITH!

22. Re: Wife says... It's me or the mopeds!!!!

Kkelly Jjawns — 13 years ago
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Ahhh, and there's cliff with the charm. Because you know, he's a prize.

23. Re: Wife says... It's me or the mopeds!!!!

Kkelly Jjawns — 13 years ago
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I'm always split on stuff like this;A) did she know what she was getting into? I mean were you like this when you got married?B) how long have you been married?C) it might kind of bother her if you go to rallies where there are a bunch of 20 something hotties. I mean, that'd probably piss me the hell off if I were 30 something and married.

24. Re: How many pieces o' bacon you eaten before?

Kkelly Jjawns — 13 years ago
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A picture of bacon isn't really "proof" that you ate it all.Just sayin'.

25. Re: best karaoke songs...when im drunk

Kkelly Jjawns — 13 years ago
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And just to be clear, I'm a GIRL singing Holy Diver. And I kill it. If there's karaoke at WB3 somewhere, I will do it.Also, NEVER EVER EVER EVER do "Everybody Knows" by Leonard Cohen. It's a good idea in theory, but the crowd gets restless. LONGEST/MOST MONOTONE SONG EVER WRITTEN. Never a good idea.

26. Re: best karaoke songs...when im drunk

Kkelly Jjawns — 13 years ago
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It's probably a better idea to drive to Lancaster for karaoke. Because it's actually kind of fun here. And the karaoke I do is at the "cool" bar so its mostly cool/fun/funny kids.yeah i said it. "cool" bar.

27. Re: best karaoke songs...when im drunk

Kkelly Jjawns — 13 years ago
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Topher - I have Andrew WK in mine but I'm not a dude. Does it count? If so, you have just achieved a life goal. YOU'RE WELCOME!Actually last week someone did "Party Hard" and no one had ever done it before. It was CRAZY.

28. Re: best karaoke songs...when im drunk

Kkelly Jjawns — 13 years ago
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And I personally sing this:<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/64coD-rx9sk&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed sr

29. Re: best karaoke songs...when im drunk

Kkelly Jjawns — 13 years ago
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I'm a karaoke host and one of my favorites is when this one kid sings this:<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O4q2L9UjDzQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" v

30. Re: definition of the word &quot;beefin&quot;

Kkelly Jjawns — 13 years ago
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Excuse me, Erin. Mine was totally made up in my mind so WHATEVER.
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