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1. Re: Hey Bandits, ever been ticketed for not having a "moped flag"?

Joe Metz — 9 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
It seems dorky (and the wind drag sucks) but you could put something obscene on it and that would fulfill the intent of "visibility". Be creative.

2. Re: I built this Magnum. Haters gonna hate.

Joe Metz — 10 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Nice job!

3. Re: OT: my mom just died

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: Off Topic
Hey Ben,My heart is with ya bro. I lost my Mom to breast cancer when I was 8. In the sixties mamograms were non-existent. They just started cutin' & cutin'. Anyway, I know the funeral $$ just rubs salt in wound. For you younger folk, figure on $10K. Hopefully it's part of your budget you won't have to use soon.Best Wishes,Joe

4. Re: So... Where's Harold?

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: Off Topic
Oh crap, Salty, I ain't got no green card either! And I been workin' here 40 years now!

5. Re: Get wasted it's Friday night!

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: Off Topic
What's up with the Vermouth anyway? It's really easy to overdose on that crap & ruin a really nice Bombay martini. Really youngsters, if you're going to mix that shit, go easy & save a good martini from vermouth doom.

6. Re: What does this phrase mean?

Joe Metz — 12 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Justin,You're not far away, I'm in Loomis. Send me a note at jbmetz@msn.com. I can show you examples of both done on 1978 bravos. Just don't try grinding yet.

7. Re: What does this phrase mean?

Joe Metz — 12 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Dean (comments above) did a 65 cc build for me that needed no grinding. It runs sweet. delorto 13 carb and is strong at the top & bottom of the throttle (I weigh 250, get the pic?), If you're doing your own work, don't grind. Let someone else do it that's done it before.

8. 1948 Allstate Manual

Joe Metz — 12 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
I went through the process of getting this digitized from the original. The two bikes pictured are '47 & '48. I deposited the PDF at:http://www.sendspace.com/file/4zzp7yIt's about 12MB. I'm not sure how long they will post it, but I can always put it back up again. I also have the 1947 manual, if there is interest, I can post it as well.Enjoy.

9. Re: insurance

Joe Metz — 13 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
I use Allied because I have a large (umbrella) policy. This means they insure a shit-load of my crap (material things). So with four mopeds they charge me $25 each. Obviously, I don't insure the vehicle (values range from $2K to $400). I just carry heavy on the liability. Liability is the Calif. law.Oh yeah, I'm 53 which you probably can't relate to, but the advice is sound.

10. Re: Sears (Puch)?

Joe Metz — 13 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Value, as is?

11. Re: Sears (Puch)?

Joe Metz — 13 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Bikes...

12. Sears (Puch)?

Joe Metz — 13 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
I have a co-worker that has dug up two mopeds on his father-in-law's property. I looked up the model number & think it may be as old as '56. Can anyone say? I'll follow with a photo of the bikes.

13. Re: Mopedarmy in AMA

oldcodger — 13 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Hey Arthur,I have a four-stroke Whizzer and it just ain't the same a two stroke. 2-stroke just gives you a lot more "bang-for-the-buck". If you have a four-stroke in the closet, don't sweat it. It's okay, you can come out now. Really, I love my four stroke, but you if you ride in a group of two-strokers, you kind of get out of sync in terms of pace, that's all.--

14. Re: What's the best new moped to buy?

oldcodger — 13 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
I agree with Noah on the TFR. I bought one new and never got to worrk and all the way home (30 miles round trip) without it breaking down. I also agree with Noah on the Chinese bandwagon. As soon as the Chinese realized that the "econo" was in vogue, they started churning them out at a dizzying pace.

15. Re: '99 kinetic

oldcodger — 13 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Take it out in the back pasture & shoot it. Lame horse. Had to do it myself.

16. Re: MOPEDLORDS

oldcodger — 13 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
"power, sex, and drugs"...add a dash of mopeds & I'll tune in.

17. Re: Reno Rally!

oldcodger — 13 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Cool. Reno. Look at da map. Loomis is about 90 minutes from this 2-stroke chaos. I think it's time to load up the chevy.

18. Re: Hypothetically....how much would this fetch?

oldcodger — 13 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Get to the real numbers: how's the performance?

19. Ever had dreams with 'peds

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
I woke up this morning with my last dream in my head. I was driving a VeloSolex and it was cruzin' sweet. I think I had the dream because I've been reading articles about their re-entry into the USA market (not easy with the EPA anymore). The article was about how they rode across the country on route 66. Of course, it was a commercial venture with a "sag wagon" & compl

20. Re: OT: Shit.

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Yikes! I hoped you had plenty of "anti-freeze" in you. It doesn't snow here (normally), I but getting to be a bit of wussy in my old age...I need a warmer pair of gloves.

21. Re: Food delivery rack ideas

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Here's an idea courtesy of Bicycle Lane Industries:http://www.bicyclelaneindustries.com/bli/cartbike/

22. Re: (clever name for my sweet bike)

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
"Diamond in the rough"

23. Re: fuel mix?

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Personally, I'd like to fuck around with ethanol. Hard to find because it's generally drinkable. I like the multipurpose applications...a litlle for the ped...a little for me...a little for the ped...a little for me...a little for the ped...etc.

24. Re: fellow rider left behind..DEAD

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Yeah, Elliot. That fucked.

25. Re: OT: Papa Johns lost my apetite

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
When I was a kid we had "Crisco" partys. Think about it. You don't have to injest it...and you don't have to lube your 'ped with it. But the end result could be quite satisfying.

26. Re: Share your Moped Porn!

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
I'm 52. You don't even want to see me in a Speedo.

27. Re: oops - that shouda been, "An Older Gentle

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Be sure and have a degremlin bell; keeps gremlins under contol. Legend has it, if it is given to you by someone who loves you, it's a X4 multiplier in terms of it's effectivenes. Trust me, if the 2-stroke doesn't run, it's at least worth a try. For $4 bucks, you got nuttin' to lose. Better yet, when someone that loves you askes what you want for Xmas, you have an easy c

28. Re: the skeeks website

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Wow. I don't if it's bad crack or an overdose on "x", I want an 8-ball. Please Santa...for Xmas...I been good, but this guys has GREAT shit & I just want a modest amount...uh...to uh...enlighten ME! Yeah, yeah; thats the ticket. Just to enlighten me.

29. Re: Ot: What do you do for a living?

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Wow. This is quite a broad socioeconomic cross-section.I spend half my time wandering through labs (Lab Rat) and half my time in the world's messiest cubical.

30. Re: New term for people who drive SUVs, Hummers, e

oldcodger — 14 years ago
Forum: General Discussion
Sorry. Someone else has coined the term:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gashole
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