Some of the comments in here make it sound self righteous so Ill explain.The idea of Emeritus came from a conversation with Simon it was not invented by us, No active branch has ever retired from the Moped Army and I highly doubt we would ever of been kicked out so it wasn't created out of some sort of protection or elite ideals.We decided as a group that we we're ready to step away from
Alex Gvojic Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> who the fuck was that elitist asshole on the KTM?John Conner.
Yea no butt hurt here. We know how this shit works.- Original No Fucks crew.
did you really put a sticker on Cloud Gate
I can't even begin to explain how much work went into this rally, planning has been happening for 8 months+ and were stoked it all came together and you all came out and had a fucking blast.If I didn't meet you it's because I was working too hard to keep the good times moving and lost my ability to speak in coherent sentences at the end of each night.And just to quickly echo Mikey,
There were a few motorcycle rides. A bunch of mopeds just happened to be following us all weekend.
The rally was a total flop. We will do better next time.
Will have some availability at the rally.
Investment means planning ahead...
Im gonna be leading the rides on a big motorbike. Ill go as fast as you can handle. Will have sweepers throughout to clean up the slow bikes.
The Saturday Blue Line ride back to the Hotel from the party is going to be one of the best parts of the rally. Heard it here first.
Plenty of extra Perks for Gold. None of which are listed here.
totally lying about jarts.
So you're coming to Chicago to ride toys with your friends for the weekend. Good for you. Here are some things you need to know about Chicago.Bring a Lock.This is probably common sense but maybe not. Chicagoans love mopeds. A lot of them also love crimes of opportunity. So lock your shit up at the hotel, at the parties, at the ride stops. You don't want to end up like McClurg.Long Rides
Were trying to fluff all of the Status packs a bit but it's hard to order extras for the premier packs. There will be a few extras but not many.
We will be super in the thick of rally shit around 3pm on friday. Where do you fly into Ohare or Midway? Either one you can train it to the Ohio house pretty easy right from the airport. Public transit we got that shit.
Ive only had one oil related issue ever and that was when i was out of oil and I bought a can of lawn boy cause it was the only thing at the gas station. Filled up the bike, and blew it up within 2 miles. The lesson is, don't use lawn boy.
yes we will have rally packs AKA shirts and garbage. For sale via cold hard cash.
Itinerary next Monday, Hotel Winners Next Wednesday.
expected dude to girl ratio 400 to 4
its a motel, the rooms open up to the outside not to a hallway. 10 years of rallys is to many exposed dicks. Sticking to the 4 dick limit.