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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Every once in awhile you get hit in the head hard enough can you smoke a lot of medical marijuana and think about s***

I have a replacement for top frame support crossbar.

Take a step through and convert the frame tank by filling it with beerstone and hemp fibers.

Then use a toptank setup like a Targa lx...

Look up the properties of beerstone.

10 x stronger than concrete. Super lightweight downside 6 months to set.

Any other strange out-of-the-box ideas discuss

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

and if you're clever enough you could sink your LoJack unit down in that frame and nobody will ever be able to get at it and you can run a USB thing right to the frame of the bike so that it will charge it when it runs and you could run the antenna wire all up in that b****

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Another good idea is when that baffle breaks off of your side bleed replace it with a straight pipe and welded into the the hole left by the side bleed with holes on the back side so that there's no restriction the sound bounces around that pipe and hardly any gets in it it's super quiet but it's not restricted

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

A pugs can exhaust on a batavus cut header pipe not only is it a good exhaust for something that's wide open throttle all the time but it also protects your carburetor use a few brackets from a Sachs or anything else then supported underneath

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

alright you moped geniuses somebody make a moped out of this

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

And now that we know that the theory of relativity was wrong and there is an ether of a sort because of the Higgs boson we know there's a field and then there's that little fudging of the math so that the Moore's Marlee experiments in the 1890s could be explained even if you run them today you still get the wrong math if you know about physics it's called their Lorenzo transformation excuse the voice app but since we know about quantum mechanics now and Newton and Einstein we're both just observing effects this is actually possible

If you Incorporated both of these ideas together I think you would probably have to put two of them on a central axis vertically so they didn't take off amazing Theory this is the actual guy that came up with Zero Point Energy in the forties and if you watch the whole thing it's kind of scary because all the crackpots that you see on the internet I'll have no idea about the mine that magnetic sine wave having worked on old stereo equipment ie reel-to-reels and the way the rotating drums work this is like mind-blowing also if you look at the Moore's Marlee experiment the only way to really explain it is that the whole universe spins around the Earth because physics can explain why that test comes up with those results every time and having worked with formula translation or Fortran I know a mathematical fudge when I see it when I saw this it kind of shattered my whole reality or at least my view of it laugh at the Flatlanders laugh at the Flatlanders now I'm going to put on my tinfoil Napoleon hat and my suit of many squirrels and call it a night please pass the ketchup I think I'll go to bed

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These are all horrible ideas

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

It is so weird because it is possible to making it motor that the magnetic field moves instead of the object is the commutator or the the fact that magnetic fields can go at right angles to each other and if you take one of them for me lens things and you look at what a magnetic field actually looks like it would be like a guitar tuning peg or an adjustable wrench and just like that crazy Tesla turbine which actually does work what would happen if you create an energy Vortex that supercooled itself

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The dilithium crystals would melt....

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

It actually uses the spin of electrons that are caught in the magnetic field

But I'm getting almost w f f f f f way off the reservation that's what that wacky stuff does but here's a couple other good ideas using a stopper a big one like the kind you put on top of a jar made out of cork or rubber that fits inside of a cylinder then you have a perfect piston stop all you got to do is take off the head and put it in there

Another good one is if you have a truck tire stem you can put it on the inside of the head and screw it through the spark plug hole and then you could test your compression with a tire gauge

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Better remove the damned shrader valve from the valve stem, else some fool gonna find they mysteriously have no compression at all.

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Brad William /

I use the NGK X-Ponder series of plug with internal Bluetooth diagnostic circuitry. Easiest most accurate compression test. Blows my mind what microchips can do now.

With the NGK app in Google's Play Store, Apple or Android, you can real-time monitor head temp, compression, rpm, pre-ignition, spark strength and dwell, plug and coil health, and more right on your cell phone.

Waaay too cool.(edited)

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Brad William /

Just checked my phone. App even gives barometric compensation and super accurate emissions/exhaust data which brings a new level of tuning to us amateurs.

Just from one spark plug.(edited)

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Brad William /

If you have NGKs electronic ignition module you can sync the plug to the module via the app for some super custom mapping options, or just apply one from a library of online maps for your engine model.(edited)

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OG Crazy Wayne /

Sounds way cool just wonder how long it would last in a two-stroke oil environment.

Can you post a link and some information on this Bluetooth Madness.

I think you should start a separate thread for this crazy Bluetooth spark plug system.

As this thread appears to be over-gorked!(edited)

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Brad William /

Sounds way cool just wonder how long it would last in a two-stroke oil environment.

That's one of the more interesting features. A nano thin membrane of piezoflourocermet is layered onto the exposed micro sensors. The membrane vibrates at 500k ultrasonic cps and virtually repels deposits/contaminants of any kind, any temp. Kind of like a much higher tech version of the dust removal vibrator in your camera lens, but constantly "on" and not allowing contaminants to adhere. Works great even in dirty two strokes.

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Hmm , couldn't find a single reference to NGK X-Ponder spark plug .

No pics ... nothing . :(

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Brad William /

Hmm , couldn't find a single reference to NGK X-Ponder spark plug .

No pics ... nothing . :(

It's nanotechnology. You need to look a little harder.

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OG Crazy Wayne /

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Brad William /

Wow. You're right. Every Search for NGK X-ponder Bluetooth Data Series plugs just links right back here to mopedarmy… and this thread.

There is a stubborn loop in this continuum. I'll look into this.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

This proves that anything is possible if you think about it enough and you have enough time and by the way I'd love to be trapped in cardboard Factory surrounded by rapid dogs and have this guy with me

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

crazy thing about that Tesla turbine it almost looks like a Sachs 505 clutch Bellc.f.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Okay so we see that that Tesla turbine thing actually does work and that one runs at full power it distributes the energy 100% efficiency so if you extrapolate 2 mopeds why not instead of running a clutch use this Tesla turbine and no oil pump and create this as a means of propulsion or a clutch because if you shut off the flow it instantly goes into neutral and if you run the fluid the other way it would go into reverse.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

the last piece

Rand hemispheric two-stroke motor..

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Okay here's the pitch for my best idea yet how about another section like we have General Repair performance and off topic how about we add experimental...

Thinkstock engines used in weird ways like I have this idea that's been kicking around in my head for a batavus that is 2 engined and drives like a tank with throttles on each grip and a central shopping cart like wheel on the trike...

I recently had a road score of a double-yolked throttle control where 1 throttle control to sliders I was thinking of putting that on a batavus engine with piston port Puch cylinder and use both the Reed block and the piston for it and see what happens theoretically with the Reed Block & Go 360 degree intake rotation...

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

About a charity build section everybody around here has piles of extra parts that they never use why not put them all virtually together and make a bike and then donate it to a charity

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Or maybe the charity can be 4 Moped Army members who were hit by cars and such and have no vehicles anymore I still don't know if I can ride a moped I know I can't wrench yet or sold and the money given to the family to help expenses if it's bad

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

a few more steps before you can log in and make an account one being like a is it a moped is it a scooter type thing like just a little checkbox do you sit on it like a Chinese girl peeing or do you ride it like a motorcycle I think this does have to do with performance well at least the performance of the site

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

More more things that you thought were impossible and now you find Tesla was right

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I want to make a Magneto out of that coil and see what happens

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