DONT:
Run rubber nubby things on hobbit clutches
Port a hero kits exhaust for width or you'll snag a ring
Use the larger gauge double mustache piston pin clips, too large a wire gauge and too easy to hold a memory from install, keeping a very loose fit and spitting out.
MORE DONT?
Fuck, all this was done over the last four days of my life
GO BACK IN TIME
Run a polini piston in a reed valve hero for wider exhaust?
I Ported a Hero, don't remember what Piston i used, it had an L Ring and a normal one, might have been a Metra Kit Piston (edited)
Think mopeds are "fast" their more like fat girls, fun to ride, just not cool to let your friends see ya ridin on~
I'm running a sachs airsal piston in my hero now. It's got a shorter skirt, but the crown height is the closest 43.5mm piston. The old hero piston on mine cracked from the dome all the way to the wrist pin. Was weird Becuase it never stopped running, but when it got to temp it couldnt hold high revs or even go wot at all.
Don’t try to run an 18mm slide in a 20mm hole
Use the screws that came with the thing!
Thought I was in the clear of dumb stuff til I found one of the bowl screws isn’t threading. Musta came off an appliance. too damn dumn!!
wHorrid (edited)
> Louis Brunskill Wrote:
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> Think mopeds are "fast" their more like fat girls, fun to ride, just not
> cool to let your friends see ya ridin on~
Fuck you.
Don't you dare Louis, don't you fucking dare.
I thought I was the only one who used sheet metal screws in carbs haha!
> Moore Burns & Payne Crematorium Wrote:
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> Use the screws that came with the thing!
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> Thought I was in the clear of dumb stuff til I found one of the bowl
> screws isn’t threading. Musta came off an appliance. too damn dumn!!
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> wHorrid
Do not do carb needle clip changes on the side of the road unless you have a spare needle clip,
Do not leave the driveway if you have a frayed throttle, brake or clutch cable,
Don’t test ride a bike without checking fluids, brakes, lights etc.
Don’t go riding for the day with 40 year old cracked up tires,
Do this a few times a week before you buy a moped:
To get used to it
Don’t ignore that fuel leak, no matter how minor it seems.
DONT
Start your e50 engine with a impactor on the flywheel.
Drills are okay but not an impactor
If it Don't run, Don't take apart anything until you made sure you turned your petcock on.
Do nOt mix up mo as in motor shortened and joined with ped (pedals) to form a new word moped. Not linked to mow - cut grass or eating fast and spelled differently see.. and the peddle paddle peddall is explained see wiKi
Low enuff to clean carpet features ha!
Don't heat the area around a needle bearing with a propane torch. The race might be plastic and will melt.
Also don't go on a long solo trip without your cellphone unless you like walkin.
Don't hit theads with a metal hammer. Screw a nut on first.
DON’T LEAVE THE MASTER LINK LOOSE AND TRY TO TURN OVER THE BIKE, THEN
BE SURPRISED WHEN IT STARTS
Do fuking not have a steering wheel. It’s Not a go-cart
That's a good way to die, Scootertrash!
Don't completely take it apart if you just wanted to fix the exhaust leak
u see that straightened out circuit? ha, been thinking about doing that for ages...
> JBOT Admin Wrote:
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> Run rubber nubby things on hobbit clutches
^ what is this
Go chasing waterfalls
> Ben Whittle Wrote:
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> Go chasing waterfalls
what song was that?
Don't use the rubber guides or whatever they are on hobbit clutches. They will cause you to bend posts
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> > DONT:
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> > Run rubber nubby things on hobbit clutches
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> ^ what is this
Don't put together the triple trees on your tomos when your to baked.
Put it together twice because ball bearings kept falling off only to find this when I thought I had finished.
Third, maybe fourth time I'll get it right.
> Alex hernandez Wrote:
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> Don't put together the triple trees on your tomos when your to baked.
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Maybe don't try spelling when you're too baked either
My bad grammar patrol... I didn't know the one missing letter meant so much to you. I'll try not to screw it up again.
There will be no baked shaming in this thread. Weed is #1
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