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I used to have a 65mph Puch Maxi. It's true. However...

It was not puch powered. It had a Minarelli clone Jog 90 long case motor with a 104cc stroker big bore kit installed, and race gears. It did wheelies if you gave full throttle from a stop I had a monster tire on the back, 150/90r13 that was only slightly smaller in overall diameter than the front tire (16" wheel) but it was really beefy. Too bad that bike was taken from me though. Damn thieves.

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Another one of his videos he does a walk around of the bike and it seems legit, he has a GoPro mounted on the front fender. Wish more people made content like his though, something about POV of fast peds is so enjoyable.

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Next build is gonna be all custom.

Unlimited budget.

100mph+ for sure.

With this $5000 engine and stock Puch wheels with drum brake. Just to keep the ride “exciting”.

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Go big or go home children.

(I am probably going to dream about this, all joking aside)

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Fucking Magnets

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How do they work?

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> EH FCC of the QCB Wrote:

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> How do they work?

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Luke Stroehlein /

Big deal, I slapped a Chevy 350 on my puch Newport, I cruise at 140. Did a front brake delete and handlebar delete to reduce weight. It maxes out around 300mph on the Bonneville salt flats

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🤣🤣🤣. There it is! 🧲

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Oh fuck. I just had a Big Brain moment. Mount a magnet "in front" of your moped with a stick. It will pull you to an easy 70mph, but be sure to drop it before you go to fast.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Time dilation disk..

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

After the whole reread

the highlite headline. ...

Holloween head omelettes....

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Mine goes too slow

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Hold up, you going clockwise on that track? That makes the strait slightly downhill. I see your tricks.

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Uh.... I coulda gone faster but there was a big headwind...

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Everybody KNOWS if you're from New Jersey and have any Tomos with a biturbo you're doing 60+ mph easy

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Seriously tho.

Avg altitude and temps humidity are perfect 4 2t. That's why the dragstrips are there .

Your moped will do 5 mph more just being there.

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whatch (80mph fizzy the banned ones) on you tube 😎

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Sander Mulder /

> Papa _ Wrote:

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> Next build is gonna be all custom.

>

> Unlimited budget.

>

> 100mph+ for sure.

>

> With this $5000 engine and stock Puch wheels with drum brake. Just to

> keep the ride “exciting”.

why 'only' a 34hp kart engine?, if i had unlimitid money i would try the TM kz10c engine, about 48hp, costs around 4000-4500 euros :)

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Oh.

Well... yeah I had several TZ FM 10c but they weren’t fast enough. And they had small oil ports in their rotary girders, which would seize up.

That was years ago. Maybe they fixed it by now.

I tOtALlY know what I’m talking about.

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Sander Mulder /

i totaly know where im talking about : '$5000 engine and stock Puch wheels with drum brake'

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You guys are funny . ;)

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This is a thread: “how to lie about the speed of your moped”

Rotary girders?

Nothing I have put in this thread is serious.

Don’t call me out on my bullshit when the thread is about bullshit. Ruins the fun.

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honda ?

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honda makes sick bikes lol

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Dirty30 Dillon /

Nice Ted.

Perfect way to stereotype yourself in a single post.

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Look, this thread is getting of the rails because of course it is. It's the internet and we cant' have nice things. Like jokes. So ya'll either get back to making jokes about how Jersey Tomos do 10's in a quarter or gtfo.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Bogus formulas and charts go here....

Holloween head omelettes...

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