No prob, I did think you were a bit angry, and I understand the "not wanting a batt" on ones moped, or C70. It's easy to get pissed when you don't know the answer to why your shits broke.
But yes, if that coil is made for 12v, I bet you just hook up a small cap and bridge rectifier and you'll be fine. I had to run a VR on the hobbit for the led taillights. It was getting huge voltage and would have burned those LEDs up. I tried a cap to substitute for a batt as well, didn't work. The battery was required as I was using the gy6 reg.
Just a quick note, most modern 2t scoot reg/rect with the horizontal minarelli do not require batteries to work proper, but you need 20v plus at the stator.