Just took it for another long ass ride. Can't believe I never flipped the clutch til now. Thought I needed all kinda fancy tools. Been looking at the junkyard for scraps to make a clutch puller out of. Had no idea I could do the job with nothing but my bare hands and a hammer.
Thanks again, this guy:
And thanks again, these guys: http://www.mopedriders.org/html/manuals/puch/sm/puchsm.htm
Kay, smooches everybuddy.