MOPED ARMY

step 1:

get shitty targa LX from Devin who got it from a tweaker who probably got it from some methhead dad'd teenager named T.J.

step 2:

ride the crap out of it.

step 3: leave it at Quarterkick for 3 days only to find it totally busted and smelling like blueberries upon pickup.

step 4: get sad.

step 5: get revenge on QK.

step 6: GET TWIZTID.