Step 1: Ask for help from moped riders for your moped project. Sound like a totol idiot while doing so.
Step 2. Insult moped riders for everything they do(as you see it). Continue to sound like an idiot.
Step 3. pretend to be 29 and act like your 10, tell everyone to "get a life."
Step 4. Defend yourself by claiming you don't have to act like a human being if you aren't in school or under the thumb of your mother.
Step 5: Get nothing and alienate those trying to help you.
Step 6: Go buy a Spree.