if you just __ you can fix....

if you just spray carb cleaner over your gaskets while its running you can find air leaks...

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

if you just had more money in Parts you can fix everything

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If you just sell it you don't have to fix it.

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Josiah Radebaugh /

If you don't get it to start with, you don't have to do anything.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

I could fix my problem of not riding for the last 3 Seasons by not getting hit by idiots after totally rebuilding over the winter and or getting Collision on my policy

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Overpriced Parts /

I was gonna say never used in my life but the few times I used it gave false readings

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Drake Abrahamsson /

If you just never have lights, you won’t need to convert your dim 6v to 12v

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If you could just stop spraying carb cleaner over everything and use brake cleaner instead, you would save any rubber from deteriorating.

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if you just clean your spark plug, you can start your bike easier....

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If you just changed your sparkplug once a year you'd save a buncha time and cleaner.

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Captain Janeway /

If you just read the manual you'll answer a ton of your basic questions. Same with Fred's guide in wiki

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> Captain Janeway Wrote:

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> If you just read the manual you'll answer a ton of your basic questions.

> Same with Fred's guide in wiki

A thousand times this!

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if you just put some Ajax dry powder in your brake drum you can service your brakes on the cheap!

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If you just spray carb cleaner over your gaskets while its running you can miss diagnose a vacuum leak and spend countless hours of frustration posting on MA trying to figure out WTF is wrong with the cursed bike and lots of money replacing a perfectly good carb and ignition system, new coil, wire and plug, then go after the rings and headgasket...

...and finally give it a proper leak downtest and post a whiney complaint on MA that you have to change a pair of crank seals after doing all of that work...

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If you spray carb cleaner into a hole in your carb, it will come out another hole and squirt you in the eyeball.

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Captain Janeway /

> baird co Wrote:

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> If you spray carb cleaner into a hole in your carb, it will come out

> another hole and squirt you in the eyeball.

lol! True

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If you just rub a dill pickle on your chain it will clean off all the rust and old oil and will restore it to factory fresh new condition and you do not have to oil it ever again.

I read this on the interweb, and according to Neil deGrasse Tyson, the "trick" works because the brine retained in the pickle is readily absorbed by the oils and greases on the surface of the chain. At the molecular level these become emulsification particles which then react with the oil particles adjacent by a process called pickalucalification. Since the net force is downwards (as there are more particles near the top and fewer particles below), the particles were all jostling to move downwards. The larger colloids experienced more particles bouncing off them, therefore they were pushed down at a greater velocity than the smaller ones. The researchers estimated larger particles move downwards up to 50 times faster than the smaller ones because they "catch more attraction" from the force of other particles.

Pickle juices are typically made up of microscopic colloidal acids and liquids in the mini cucumbers called cucurbitacium which form tiny particles that move around in the liquid brine. When they come in contact with any oils the particles spontaneously organize themselves into a two-layered structure according to their size. Past studies have shown that certain oils and grease particles react differently to these acids due to the larger particles not being able to move as fast as smaller ones, so they remain at the surface of the dissolving film, allowing the pickle itself to absorb the oils. This is how it grabs the oil off the chain as you slowly rotate the pedals while being incontact with the interior of the pickle.

Because this process only removes the old oils and dirt, the chain will be restored to original condition. If you do not re-oil the chain (a very common mistake) it will last longer because there will be no oil or greases to allow the dirt to adhere to the chain.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

If they just knew that a scooter you sit on like a little girl peeing and a moped which you straddle like a horse we could could fix the entrance to Moped Army...

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If you just shut up and listen, you can fix whatever’s busted.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

If they can just listen instead of telling you what they think is wrong then you could fix their bike

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a test light can be a sure way to get that stator

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> baird co Wrote:

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> If you just sell it you don't have to fix it.

The best so far,^^.....other than saying:

If you never bought it you wouldn't even be here.

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Brad William /

if you just grow the fuck up you will lose interest in loud exhausts and shooting animals in the woods just for fun.

but I digress

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Oh this one if every politician had to be poor makeunder save $40,000 a year for six years of their life while being independent from any other sources of income it would fix Washington'...

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Bad Cadillac™ /

If you just do it right, you won't have to fix it.

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