It still doesn't f'ing work. I replaced the yellow headlight coil, just for GP. No change. I disconnected the taillight leads from the wiring block and connected a short pigtail in its place, one positive and one ground. Checked good with a test light. Touched the wires to the corresponding contacts of a known good 5w bulb, and nothing.
Am I on Candid Camera, because I'm cussing and throwing shit, and you're gonna have to bleep a lot. Have fun at my expense!