Funniest story of stolen bikes,
here's the short version:
Some thieved nabbed a dudes bravo. All they had to do to start it was pedal it at speed enough to turn over and it'd start right up.
Except they didn't know that, looked it over, found the forklock and mustve assumed it was the starter, they managed to fuck with it to the point they actually locked it, thus disabling themselves from an otherwise totally running bike.
Luckily they gave up. Some corner kid hit us up at a gas station when we were all riding, Eugene and I went with him back to this super sketchy trap, gave the dudes 40 bucks and left with the bike. all because they wholly misunderstood that lock.