Wow that Cheetos cheese stuff sticks to your fingers and Everything You Touch sticks to your fingers you fucker.
The stripper club has video of you spinning Donuts when you fucked up the clutch and wouldn't move and then you were doing the deed in the back parking lot on top of the car with the door open and the stereo playing how do you explain that.
And your sister has the hand-written receipts and paperwork from DMV so did you sell this fucking car to two people.
We went down to the stripper bar and your sister was totally shocked to find out that you swing both ways I told her you did she didn't believe me.
But it was pretty amazing interracial shit you did in the parking lot damn.
So there I exposed you so you might as well take the deadbolt off the closet door.