By now you're thinking you have soft seize ...

Tptwo Tptwotwo /

... when what you really have is a clogged fuel filter and a soft ice cream from McDonalds (better than a blown head and a Dairy Queen.) Yes, those soft clogged fuel filters that allow enough gas to get through to work the heckithy boo out of your engine sucking the gas in, heating it up, and then you do a hot plug chop and ruin the threads on your head, and blow your head, and then you remember, "Targaped told us not to do hot plug chops and to eat McDonalds soft ice cream!" And you're very sorry you didn't take mh advice, and your Dairy Queen is melted all over your head, running down your chin and spark plug, and sputtering you sputter from between your teeth, like foam, and oil drips out your tailpipe onto the pavement, and a cop gives you a ticket for polluting because you're riding mopeds other than Tomoses .. so sad.

Re: By now you're thinking you have soft seize ...

Luke “Funkenet” Hosfield /

Haha missed you tptwo! Where u been?

I'm at camp Funke .. working maintenance ..

Tptwo Tptwotwo /

Are you having a good riding season?

Re: By now you're thinking you have soft seize ...

Luke “Funkenet” Hosfield /

Lots of work not a lot of riding. Oh well.

Soft seizes exist only in the mind of a clogged fuel filter.

Tptwo Tptwotwo /

This message is paid for by fuel filter manufacturers assassiation.

Re: By now you're thinking you have soft seize ...

You can't tell the difference between running out of fuel, and your piston mashing against cylinder walls?

Re: By now you're thinking you have soft seize ...

I can't believe he quoted Targaped!

Re: By now you're thinking you have soft seize ...

Jimbo Grand Daddy /

Hello?

Re: By now you're thinking you have soft seize ...

wow!!! but so true. been there, done the running out of gas thing. lmao.

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