Wondering if anyone is interested in THE, elusive, coveted bastard that IS the super90!?!
Nope, not a moped, but goes just as fast!
Yes, those annoying gears and clutch but banging that heel shift sure is choice.
Yep, you can be the owner of a motorcycle that everyone CALLS a moped!
“What year is that?”
“What kind of moped is THAT?”
“How fast does it go”
“Get a real bike...”
Those are just some of the cool things you will hear when you ride this bastard bike!
Fun fact: it’s called the bastard bike because they were only made 5 years, and nothing you buy or try to fix fits! It’s also a pain in the shins to work on!
But man, does it look good. Rides nimble, and no one you know has one!
I was lucky enough to talk to a leprechaun, who knew of a librarian, who heard of this girl that had an uncle who owned a barn in the Adirondacks who had 5, yep 5 s90’s hanging in his fathers, sisters, chicken coop, in pieces of course, and I put those $#¡+$ together!
There’s a black one, a red one, a white one, a black one, a red one, and a white one!
I know there’s some sort of name for 5 bastards together; Like, a smack of jellyfish , pandemonium of parrots, or an army of frogs...
Maybe a congress of bastards?
And you could have one!
They all run, all leak oil, and the horns are most definitely likely to work intermittently!
You would be an IDIOT of elephantine proportions if you didn’t want one of THESE babies...
Here is what I did to MINE:
1965 honda S90
54mm piston (over stock 50mm)
Ported Bapp intake
26mm cb77 carb
Inner header pipe removed
Charlie’s place electronic ignition/coil/regulator-rectifier (500$...!)
And woah, I cruise 55-60 all day!
Who needs pedals when the ignition system costs more than the bike in a junkyard?!?
Pffft, I say what the h e double hockey sticks and drafted a semi truck in the mountains on a highway and got it up to 80h! (The speedo goes up to 80, and the at the bottom is mph...)
80h is like 83mph!!!
And you could too!
Just buy one of these bastards (you pick the color) and spend the next three years and like, all your time and money finding parts and fixing this sweet moped- ahem, motorcycle and you to can cuss about having thousands of dollars in a bike worth hundreds!
Oh yeah, no titles either!
Now look. Don’t everybody try getting one of these sweet babesters at once, just casually write an email about what years I have, early and late, and for pics, and how you will pay whatever it costs for one, and you too can be elite!
Whew, I’m feeling a little lightheaded after all that excitement so, lemme break for a nap and let y’all feel lightheaded too!
*girl not included...