Maybe decide to keep it, stop by the ranch here (just a few easy miles from I-10) for a visit and ride, then sell it to us. I've been looking for a complete VIP powered bike and there aren't any west of the Mississippi, it seems.
Depending on the date, you and your folks could get free luxury accommodations in an historic and huge ranch home on a 110 acre private resort, all to yourselves. The pool is warm all the way through Halloween. (edited)