I have two bikes in my kitchen that are hella clean. I can't/wont make them ugly, I'm determined to keep them nice.
However, I do need a gross daily rider, b/c I don't really trust myself riding nice bikes on a daily basis. Whatcha got?
I don't care if it runs. I don't care if it's not complete. I dont care if it's in a box. I don't care if it's rusty. I just don't care.
Cheaper the better.