Where the fuck are all the mopeds in NC?

I`m looking to buy a cheap cheap moped in North Carolina or Southern Virginia.

Re: Where the fuck are all the mopeds in NC?

Well, its not really cheap per say, but it is a moped in nc https://www.mopedarmy.com/forums/discuss/2/63317/63317/

Grey

Live to ride, Ride to work

Where the fuck are all the mopeds in NC?

Nice mouth. That oughtta get you some good responses.

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Brentus Sioux y Cycle /

borderline troll talk. good luck.

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Fuck shit fuckity fuck. I want a moped. It has to be cheap. Super good! and never have problems. i want a 6 month warrenty and you have to deliver it free. plus pay for all my parts in the future. I want it now too. hurry up. fuck

Re: Where the fuck are all the mopeds in NC?

Whare the fuck are all them mopeds in arizoona?

but seriously.

dude buy this.

https://www.mopedarmy.com/forums/discuss/2/63317/63317/

"Chapel Hill, NC – Garelli Supersport XL, runs great, starts easy, loses a little power on hills, deserves to live with someone who can tinker in a way that I’ll never be able to. Asking $450"

i would buy that ped in a heartbeat. sounds like you could talk him/her down too. Garelli's are fantastic peds. not the easiest to find parts for but they are so simple to work on it makes a puch look like rocket science. great milage, very quite, real nice feel.

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Ryan Randall /

Yah, you think he`d go down? Fuck, you`re mopigan ass should tell that bastard to give me that thing for free, or you`ll come to his house and shit in his cereal.

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Where the fuck are all the moped buyers in NC? And I don't eat cereal.

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Ryan Randall /

I mean, I`m in NC and I`m wanting to buy a moped, I know what you mean about like cereal, that rat bastard Harold was all about coming to your house and shitting in yours. But I was like dude, what the fuck man, why is that going to make him come down on the price. You see Besha I am a man of good standing in my community, I have morales and a commitment to my country and fellow citizen. Though in times like these when mopeds are a scarcity I am willing to goto near extreme measures to get what I need, How about I give you $100, plus all the blood and semen that I could safely get out of me for a month. WEll that is if you are the person selling that Garelli in Chapel Hill, if not please disregaurd that entire exerpt, and tell me about the mopeds you are selling.

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Get used to it, this ain't jersey or ohio. There just arn't that many around here, Ebay and craigslist are hardly helpfull, maybe a once in a while you will find one. If you want one, you either buy what you can find or wait.

Grey

Live to ride, Ride to work

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Ryan Randall /

Yeah yeah, only those shitty scooters around here, I hate those things, though I have pull started my car with one... A yamaha zuma I do believe. But they are awkward to drive and handle like shit.

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Ryan Randall /

Oh and by the way, would any of you advise me taking a train up north, buying a moped and driving it back? Better yet would anyone be interested in doing that with me this summer? I could see traveling in a group being better, only for protection from wolves, of course. I think my semester ends mid may, not too sure about the date. But yah, anytime after that.

Re: Where the fuck are all the mopeds in NC?

no, don't trust a moped you don't know at all to get you home, (when you are that far away) reguardless of what condition people say it is in. It could have some glue in there just waiting to fall apart, or an oil injector fail or any number of things.

Re: Where the fuck are all the mopeds in NC?

yeah dude. not a good idea at all. you could have the moped shipped to you for the price of a train ticket.

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Ryan Randall /

Yeah maybe, fuck I just need one... bad

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Not to sound braggish but recently purchased a Grande w/800

+ miles ...runs perfect.Paid 100.00 for it and was saving upwrds to 30.00 a wk on gas to and from work during the great gas caper '05.Bought it while researching prices on Vespas in Charlotte,NC>blah blah blah

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ever thought of going to a local dealer? i got my new streetmate from the schwinn bicycle toy and hobby store on main street in high point. new tomos starting around 1400 for sprint, 1500 for targa lx and 1750 for streetmate. here is some calling infor if you want it. schwinn shop

2000 north main st

336-889-2453

they can let you pay over the phone with a credit card but you still have to have someone come and pick it up. they dont deliver.... go in there with 2k and you can come out with a nice new bike and helmet to match...

Re: Where the fuck are all the mopeds in NC?

Ryan Randall /

Fucking shit, no blood or semen required? See thats what I need to find.

Re: Where the fuck are all the mopeds in NC?

Ryan Randall /

Fuck I found 6 mopeds in Mass and they have about a day left and the price is only at $26, That is defiantly worth a train ticket and a long drive back, fuck if one dies, I`ll toss it, and I can make a fucking trailer out of a shopping kart to carry the other peds and my supplies/tools.

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Ryan Randall /

Fuck you Harold Smith, Fuck you in your stupid ass

Free Moped in NC

I`ll give you a moped if you eat shit from my asshole you annoying assmuncher. Mopeds cost money!

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Re: Where the fuck are all the mopeds in NC?

Go fucking buy a new fucking moped you cheap bastard. Just for that the prices went up % 100.

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Who da fuck are you? mother fucker. Like you are gonna somewhere with your foul mouth. Don't give him/her/it anymore tips. Let him take his filth somewhere else!

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Fuck Freddiemoped in his stupid ass /

Foul mouth? What the fuck are you talking about... I mean what kind of dick loving bastard would go on a fucking mopegan webiste forum and start talking shit about profanity. I bet you drive a fucking scooter and have sex with 5 yr old chinese girls you fucking cunt. Goddamn, I mean this pisses me off more than anything, what kind of world is it when some motherfucker is all telling me what I can and can not type on a fucking forum... FUCK!!!

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Fuck Freddie Mococko styley /

Man Freddie, now you've done it, you've got the fucking sickest moped gang in NC on you, the Mocockos! All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers whole you watch and cry like little bitches. We're gonna make you fucks eat our shit, then shit our shit, then eat your shit which is made of our shit that we made you eat. The hard dicks and shifter sticks.. Mococko for life.

Love,

The Mococko Mopegian Fucking Army

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Lapdance Dave /

You fucking robot motherfucker, what kind of profile is this shit... "I ride two-wheelers since I was a kid. I got my first motorcycle when I was 25 yrs old. I ride a moped four years. I knew it was the right thing when I saw it. For once I was right. I feel free from the curse of the automobile.

I am a dad, I love women, music, sports, children and always up for a good time."

You sir chug more cock than Kyle Thompson, oh and nice pick you fucking faggot.

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