Small wallets these days

Just cant fit what you used to in them.

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LMFAO! You still need/want those? I don't make love to anyone who can still get pregnant anymore! :) Lol, getting laid is such a low priority in my life over 50 now it's just funny to even see a condom....

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By the time I tore that open I would have forgotten why I needed it....lol, they are the worst anyway.

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It’s a ball bearing. The packaging had us all giggling though.

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Well, I guess it is all about what our balls will bear...lol, good one!

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HaHa...The title had me for a second. Back in the day a condom ring impression worn into your leather wallet was bragging rights. Still remember the coin op condom dispensers at the bars and bowling alleys...

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Damn son! Is that a magnum?

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

I had a LGBT old lady giggle when I said cupping the balls wasn't a gay thing it's a golf metaphor...

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My first time was with a blue condom from a gas station restroom vending machine.

Condoms are pretty terrible, but unwanted preganacy is worse. I assume STDs are bad too, but I’ve never had one. No thanks to condoms; just monogomy.

I did have a condom in my wallet in my early teens. It never had a chance of being used, but made me feel older and responsible.

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Pushrod Fifty /

The ones I need are way too too big to fit inside of a wallet.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Rollback w a spider...

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Cus I can be the biggest dick...

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I got a super tiny wallet, i like it. for a while i used a childs wallet, it was big enough for 3-4 cards and maybe some folded bills but i dont really carry cash often

I also cut my balls off a few years ago. one and done.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

I'm glad I didn't get snipped

I found out it does nothing about the kids you already have.

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once i got a vasectomy, it was a load off my mind

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^ :)

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Honestly i kinda wish it made you stop shooting loads entirely, like that'd just be less messy

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