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Ted Grant /

Found a 1972 Solex 3800 in nice shape for $3250.00 CDN. No problem with the price if it included a hot blond nympo in go go boots. If she owned her own beer truck it would be perfect...

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-scooters-pocket-bikes/city-of-toronto/solex-moped/1582761840

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> Ted Grant Wrote:

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> Found a 1972 Solex 3800 in nice shape for $3250.00 CDN. No problem with

> the price if it included a hot blond nympo in go go boots. If she owned

> her own beer truck it would be perfect...

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> https://www.kijiji.ca/v-scooters-pocket-bikes/city-of-toronto/solex-moped/1582761840

Brigitte Bardot.

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Ted Grant /

Ah...Brigitte Bardot. Missed that...I was too infatuated with Britt Ekland. Vividly recall her in "The night they raided Minsky's". First time I saw titty's on the silver screen. Life changing. She was also excellent with Peter Sellers in "The Singing Blue Matador".

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Or we could cash in on it and start. MA certificates or approved by and sell licensing trademark and logo fees put a per hit residual in the contracts...

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Nano Vujkovic /

Not an add, but a guy at work learn that I like mopeds. He wants to sell me his. It’s a 78 maxi, stock everything, forgot the mileage, not running. He’s asking 800, says it’s a fair price as he saw on eBay mopeds going for way more. LOL

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Nano Vujkovic /

> Ted Grant Wrote:

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> Found a 1972 Solex 3800 in nice shape for $3250.00 CDN. No problem with

> the price if it included a hot blond nympo in go go boots. If she owned

> her own beer truck it would be perfect...

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> https://www.kijiji.ca/v-scooters-pocket-bikes/city-of-toronto/solex-moped/1582761840

That blond is all shriveled up by now. I definitely would want a younger model.

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Ted Grant /

> Nano Vujkovic Wrote:

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> Not an add, but a guy at work learn that I like mopeds. He wants to sell

> me his. It’s a 78 maxi, stock everything, forgot the mileage, not

> running. He’s asking 800, says it’s a fair price as he saw on eBay

> mopeds going for way more. LOL

800 seems fair. Covid has doubled the price of used motorcycles here. A used Honda Ruckus is a few hundred less than new retail. New bikes are in short supply and the market here is as stupid as lumber prices. You could post a pic of the bike here and ask for a fair evaluation and find out if there are any common problems to watch out for. Ebay is not reality...LOL.

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Ted Grant /

Another local talented moped builder has this "upgraded" moped for sale. Upgraded being a relative term. This finest quality motor will definitely keep your balls warm on the coolest days. No price listed but I would jump on this one...

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-scooters-pocket-bikes/winnipeg/1970s-cady-moped-w-upgraded-motor/1583579429

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Nano Vujkovic /

> Ted Grant Wrote:

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> > Not an add, but a guy at work learn that I like mopeds. He wants to

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> > me his. It’s a 78 maxi, stock everything, forgot the mileage, not

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> > running. He’s asking 800, says it’s a fair price as he saw on eBay

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> > mopeds going for way more. LOL

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> 800 seems fair. Covid has doubled the price of used motorcycles here. A

> used Honda Ruckus is a few hundred less than new retail. New bikes are

> in short supply and the market here is as stupid as lumber prices. You

> could post a pic of the bike here and ask for a fair evaluation and find

> out if there are any common problems to watch out for. Ebay is not

> reality...LOL.

Maybe in Canada. I see running punch’s in Midwest going for 650 to 700.

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Ted Grant /

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> That blond is all shriveled up by now. I definitely would want a younger

> model.

Good point...She's well past the best before date. My obsession now falls on actress Anna Bjorn who starred in American Graffiti 2. She's a little older than me but I'd definitely hit it....Fun fact: She identified and turned in Boston fugitive Whitey Bulger around 10 years ago...Got two million reward money from the FBI...

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Probably Fred /

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> little older than me but I'd definitely hit it....Fun fact: She

> identified and turned in Boston fugitive Whitey Bulger around 10 years

> ago...Got two million reward money from the FBI...

Yeah she’s a bit older now

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Ted Grant /

Yikes! They say its not the age but the mileage but WTF....Remember Kelly McGillis from Top Gun...

Kelly-McGillis-Before-After-Photos-pp.jpg

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Well, 1986 was 35 years ago...

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^ What, no, it wasn't wait I graduated in '86, it was yesterday, it was, what now? Lmfao, but not...lol

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Omg even if I bagged a hottie...

They have a shelf life...

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Ted Grant /

Fastest way to turn a fox into a whale....Marriage. Years ago I was working maintenance at a kitchen cabinet factory. Around 1200 employees but f all to look at. Then they hire this sweet tiny Latino chick around five foot one and 90 lbs. Perfect toss around and bang against the wall size. My buddy hooks up with her and married her six months later. They had a kid and a couple of years later I saw my buddy out shopping with this huuuuge woman. I did not recognize her. If she was two inches taller she would be round. I was dumb struck. Made me glad that my wife is still petite and maybe 40 lbs. overweight...

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Ted Grant /

Badass Madass... Seller claims he has a 172 cc motor pushing out 25 horsepower. Is that even possible? The jug on that motor doesn't look very big...Strange...

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-scooters-pocket-bikes/winnipeg/scooterdoc-custom-badass-madass/1583300331?cid=b9f5925b-582c-43f5-8816-7486c1f0c7d4

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Ted Grant /

Remains of a local 1966 Honda. Needs a little love and a couple of parts! Asking 300.00 OBO.

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Dirty30 Dillon /

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> WTF ??? Turbo'd Pegassi Fagio 420 hp 169 mph....LOL.

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> https://www.kijiji.ca/v-scooters-pocket-bikes/st-catharines/650cc-turbocharged-moped/1580986488

You guys realize this is just a screen grab from GTA5, right?

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I had assumed everyone knew but maybe not

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Rick Bergsma /

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I didn't at first , but I figured it out

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Ted Grant /

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Ted Grant /

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^ Meth, it's a hell of a drug......

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Ted Grant /

HaHa...Price reduced to $7,700. It's gonna cost more come Spring!....

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Bizarre...but who has the last laugh if someone buys it....

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Whats Ohio?

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