So I got thrown into a marketing meeting where they wanted local artists to kinda help with scene outreach.. I knew it would be weird since I’m not into capitalist pig dog shit.
But there I was, getting high with these dudes.
And the main guy starts talking and his speaking skills are super strange. Like he wrote a speech, memorized a speech, then recited a speech like a bad actor reading an overly sappy screenplay. He had a few speeches with super weird timing and moments that shit felt so awkward, like he saw in the script where it says (emotional pause) so here it comes. emotional pause. (With no feelings or emotions being emitted except for awkwardness and an urge to laugh then run away by me)
It was like talking to a bad politician.... i mean a politician who is not good at conveying emotion or feelings. Only puzzlement.
Fucked me up so bad cuz now I’m sorta worried that everyone and everything is gonna be like that guy once everything reopens and I’m in a twilight zone where this is now my life. My cat meows at me with no feelings, like a human saying meow but it’s coming out of the cats mouth with no knowledge of what it is to be a cat..... (emotional pause) meow
Back to the meeting,
So I said to dude “how do you even talk like this?”
But he didn’t understand what I was saying. Never got a solid answer.
Then I left
End of story