MOPED ARMY

^ Id buy a Vespa just from that ad, that's enough for me!

Thank you live evil, goddamn i love ass bottoms.

They have to smell like lilacs tho..

Thats an inside joke. Its not what the readers of Hustler Magazine had in mind either. The first scratch n sniff centerfold was produced for the August 1977 issue. The following month featured a couple of letters to the editor complaining that the aroma of the "sniff" was that of lilacs and unrealistic. (edited)

Not to mention low maintenance and cheap ohhhh my

They always church them up for the cover...

^^wash your face, bro

“glazed”

I can’t share the vision for this thread too well because I never really got ahold of a porno mag.

But, I would love to read an article with a moped, exposing all. Parked on long shag carpet. Dramatic lighting. Close up lens focusing on a glistening engine case with a drop of 2T oil about to fall...

Slew, am I getting it right? Is that the vision?

You're not doing it right unless your face looks like a glazed donut. (edited)

Best thing about this kinda porn is that you can reverse the ageing process. I'm sure that'll have a sweet new little bottom end and cracking pair of headlamps 😘

Naturist

Y’all member the SNL “Mercury Mistress” commercial?

Would you have intimate relations with your moped?

A little Pocket Puchy?

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ti1l