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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Maybe WFFF but...

I have been kicking around a creative idea ...

A MOPED army writers room...

With the online connects already here and established and everyone bored as shit due to weather and the c vid.

First concept.

A parody of a shwank 70s porn mag but redo everything with mopeds .insertiin piston removal ads longer stroke oils and then all the mopeds...

Nut run a vintage porn mag through Photoshop leaving the layout the cheaper the better nothing tasty like playboy but include letters to the editor ECT...

Wish I had the dreaded one's computers I could've done it in a week

Discuss?

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♣Slew Foot♣ /
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^ Id buy a Vespa just from that ad, that's enough for me!

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I can't resist em when they're barefoot.

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punkrock randy /

Thank you live evil, goddamn i love ass bottoms.

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Moped Lar (OFMC) /

Scratch and sniff pics in the mag.

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> Scratch and sniff pics in the mag.

They have to smell like lilacs tho..

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Moped Lar (OFMC) /

Not exactly what I had in mind, but lilacs are nice too.

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> Moped Lar (OFMC) Wrote:

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> Not exactly what I had in mind, but lilacs are nice too.

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Thats an inside joke. Its not what the readers of Hustler Magazine had in mind either. The first scratch n sniff centerfold was produced for the August 1977 issue. The following month featured a couple of letters to the editor complaining that the aroma of the "sniff" was that of lilacs and unrealistic. (edited)

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Istika 2t oil...

No sidecovers or gas caps no mufflers big tanks and puny Italian intakes...

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Not to mention low maintenance and cheap ohhhh my

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They always church them up for the cover...

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My mustache is like a scratch n sniff. Y’all with beards and shit know what I’m talking about.

It tells the story of where my face has been.

Sometimes, it smells like “lilacs”.

I like that a lot.

and pipe smoke.

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^^wash your face, bro

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> Papa _ Wrote:

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> My mustache is like a scratch n sniff. Y’all with beards and shit know

> what I’m talking about.

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> It tells the story of where my face has been.

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> Sometimes, it smells like “lilacs”.

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> I like that a lot.

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> and pipe smoke.

I like the clean shaved "glazed donut monster" approach.

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“glazed”

I can’t share the vision for this thread too well because I never really got ahold of a porno mag.

But, I would love to read an article with a moped, exposing all. Parked on long shag carpet. Dramatic lighting. Close up lens focusing on a glistening engine case with a drop of 2T oil about to fall...

Slew, am I getting it right? Is that the vision?

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The trick back in the day was to smear a light coating of oil or vasoline on the camera lens to give the photos a warm hazy glow.^^

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> Papa _ Wrote:

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You're not doing it right unless your face looks like a glazed donut. (edited)

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Thats it kinda granny porn at this point.

All dry and rusty. ...

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Like Cher...

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Best thing about this kinda porn is that you can reverse the ageing process. I'm sure that'll have a sweet new little bottom end and cracking pair of headlamps 😘

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Bar slutz

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Street walkers...

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Naturist

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Classy Dutch porn...

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Y’all member the SNL “Mercury Mistress” commercial?

Would you have intimate relations with your moped?

A little Pocket Puchy?

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ti1l

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

don't let the vision die...

Easier colabs...

Calender...

Cookbook...cue the c4anksgiving pic...

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