" solid as Sears"
" solid as Sears"
Where's the beef
🎶Rice, a-roni, a San Francisco treat!!🎶
Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is
I've got more problems than carter's got pills.
My dad used to say: “cotton pickin’ “ in place of other expletives.
Like: “that cotton pickin’ truck won’t start.”
I asked him if he realized that it could be a racial slur if he slipped up with that in the wrong situation. He never realized it before for some reason.
When you grow up, you can be anything you want. You could the president of the United States.
Golly gosh gadzukes heavens to megitriods ...
"Runs like a raped ape". I never cared for the saying.
I've got many more dogs to whip.
You’ve got more excuses than a pregnant nun.
“It’s hotter than two rats fuckin in a wool sock in here.”
And after an amount of time has passed in this hot area:
“I’m sweating like a whore in church.” (edited)
Cash, grass, or ass; nobody rides for free
^ remember that one... except as I heard it it was gas, grass or ass.....same theory though.
Powder and paint makes it what it ain't
"Chrome don't get you home"
'glass is class
"Ride it like you stole it"
"You got about as good a chance as a three legged cat tryna bury a turd on a frozen pond."
"Hot as a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire."
"One in the pink, two in the stink"
"I was so drunk, it was like thumbing a marshmellow in to a money box"
"Nose to the grind stone"
Like shooting pool with a rope.
Pour me a babbit
That “insert noun” shakes like a dog shittin’ peach seeds.
Retard spark, advance gas.
“Stay home. Save lives.”
“Two weeks to flatten the curve”
“It’s for your safety”
“You can’t fix stupid”
Fetch me a switch
> Seth B Wrote:
> “Stay home. Save lives.”
> “Two weeks to flatten the curve”
> “It’s for your safety”
> “You can’t fix stupid”
“It’ll go away when it warms up in April “
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