I would be happy to keep a flock of plastic flamingos on my lawn.
I can’t remember if the forks were a fundraiser too or just a prank.
That reminds me, one time we wanted to TP a guys house but we didn’t have any TP. We did have Duct Tape.
That got us in a lot more trouble than we thought. Duct Tape does a lot of damage to residential outdoor items.
What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, toilet. Take a dump in it Tommy.