Re: Science jokes! Lol

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How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's too early to say if the lightbulb needs changing.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? We need more research to answer this question. How much time is needed for this research? Well, we'll also need to do research to find out how much time will be needed for this research...

How many climate change skeptics does it take not to change a lightbulb? Approximately 100. One to say that the current absence of light is the result of natural solar cycles and the other 99 to disseminate this finding through their 'science organizations' and oil industry funded think tanks.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? First off, the light bulb is not burned out, and even if it was, it is not MY fault so why should I change it? Besides, it is far too expensive for me to change a light bulb. Why are light Nazis always trying to get me to change my bulb? Also, we are not taking into account all of the wonderful benefits of living in the dark! Oh, and you don't see the Chinese changing THEIR light bulbs do you? Well,do you?

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The Free Market will change it for them.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? Seventeen to complain about how crummy and dangerous the swirly new lightbulbs are; forty-three to explain that lightbulbs have natural cycles so if we do nothing the light bulb will eventually get back into its warm light cycle; and three hundred and fourteen to blame Al Gore for inventing the science of lightbulbs to make money and to impose socialist government controls over life in general.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Eventually the lightbulbs will right themselves.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb? First we need more research and we need more research about what that research will be.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb None. It's more cost-effective to live in the dark.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they’ll never agree it needs changing until it’s too dark to find it.

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