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How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

sputter coat it!

another i made up a while ago, but nobody except SEM operators really get: in a scanning electron mictroscope when you have poor conducting or organic materials like bugs (or rhinos) they build up charge from the electron beam which makes them glow and affects image quality, this is known as charging. In order to get rid of it you sputter conductive carbon or glod over it to create a conductive surface layer and it stops charging.

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