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If a man has 3 irons but no ironing board, it's ironic.

If he has two irons, itd be irou-ous

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Since art is like a science: remove the "art" from earth and it's "eh"

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Overpriced Parts /

If you made a solvent that worked for everything how could you store it?

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There's a ring-shaped molecule called "arsole"

There's also magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, which is colloquially known as "Cummingtonite"(edited)

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Atoms are such liars, they make everything up!

Two guys went into a café owned by a chemist, when taking the drink order they decided to be funny, One said I’ll take some H2O in a beaker, The other said “I’d like a beaker of H2O two” he drank it and died a horrible death !

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A neutron and proton were walking down the street together. The proton slipped and fell onto the sidewalk. The neutron says “Hey man you ok?” The proton say “Yeah I’m okay.” The neutron is still worried and says “Naw man you sure your ok? You fell really hard!” The proton responds “Yeah. I’m positive.”

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Did you hear about the lithium iron phosphide that got arrested?

it was charged with a salt in batteries and put in a cell!

that's my own, very proud of it.

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> Born to be WillD Wrote:

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> Did you hear about the lithium iron phosphide that got arrested?

wow that kills

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> Born to be WillD Wrote:

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> Did you hear about the lithium iron phosphide that got arrested?

>

> it was charged with a salt in batteries and put in a cell!

>

> that's my own, very proud of it.

Here’s my own

The electrolyte got a salted and then killed the canary

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How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

sputter coat it!

another i made up a while ago, but nobody except SEM operators really get: in a scanning electron mictroscope when you have poor conducting or organic materials like bugs (or rhinos) they build up charge from the electron beam which makes them glow and affects image quality, this is known as charging. In order to get rid of it you sputter conductive carbon or glod over it to create a conductive surface layer and it stops charging.

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Mmmmmmmm….okay?

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Rick Bergsma /

Why shouldn't you argue with π ?

Because it's irrational .

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***Kim Jong illest*** /

a neutrino enters a bar

the bartender says HEY! we dont serve your kind here

the neutrino says thats fine, im just passing through

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Johnny was a chemists son

But Johnny is no more,

What Johnny thought was H2O,

Was H2SO4

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don't be basic, take acid

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Neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "How much for a beer?" the Bartender replies: "For you, no charge."(edited)

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How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's too early to say if the lightbulb needs changing.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? We need more research to answer this question. How much time is needed for this research? Well, we'll also need to do research to find out how much time will be needed for this research...

How many climate change skeptics does it take not to change a lightbulb? Approximately 100. One to say that the current absence of light is the result of natural solar cycles and the other 99 to disseminate this finding through their 'science organizations' and oil industry funded think tanks.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? First off, the light bulb is not burned out, and even if it was, it is not MY fault so why should I change it? Besides, it is far too expensive for me to change a light bulb. Why are light Nazis always trying to get me to change my bulb? Also, we are not taking into account all of the wonderful benefits of living in the dark! Oh, and you don't see the Chinese changing THEIR light bulbs do you? Well,do you?

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The Free Market will change it for them.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? Seventeen to complain about how crummy and dangerous the swirly new lightbulbs are; forty-three to explain that lightbulbs have natural cycles so if we do nothing the light bulb will eventually get back into its warm light cycle; and three hundred and fourteen to blame Al Gore for inventing the science of lightbulbs to make money and to impose socialist government controls over life in general.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Eventually the lightbulbs will right themselves.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb? First we need more research and we need more research about what that research will be.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb None. It's more cost-effective to live in the dark.

How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they’ll never agree it needs changing until it’s too dark to find it.

http://www.die-klimaschutz-baustelle.de/lightbulb_climatejokes.html(edited)

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And one pointy-headed poster that wouldn't know climate change if it showed up at his door. That'd be K-evil himself. LOL!

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#DoNoHiO

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Comedy isn't missing anythung...

I brain hurty now k bi. ...

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> Don Ohio Wrote:

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> And one pointy-headed poster that wouldn't know climate change if it

> showed up at his door. That'd be K-evil himself. LOL!

...says the most prolific climate change denier on MA.

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I'm a `man-made' climate change denier. The climate changes all the time. It was designed that way.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

The platypus...

Lorenzo transformation...

Morris experiment.

432...

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> Don Ohio Wrote:

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> I'm a `man-made' climate change denier. The climate changes all the

> time. It was designed that way.

Swears that Christianity is the only way, now he's "man made" self thinker. HYPOCRITE!!!!(edited)

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Keep calling names without facts, grasshopper! LOL!

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

The 10 o clock position on the South pole shadow missing? ....

The moon ringing.

The speed of light is an average . same with speed of acceleration of gravity agreed upon in 1977...

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Zeros do not exist....

22/7.

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> Don Ohio Wrote:

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> Keep calling names without facts, grasshopper! LOL!

You are a fake!

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Well, that's the CLEANEST name I've been called for a while. LOL!

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

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The cervet cat poos out the finest of coffees. So who figured this out and how did he get someone else to try it.

Reality contrived.

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