Anyone who believes in a god....

Should talk to a veteran who has seen combat, truly seen what us enlightened humans do to each other in the name of a nation, observed genocide first hand, smelled bodies rotting from the air. Made in his image eh? Then god is a bloodthirsty sociopath rapist. I'll skip church thank you. "Thou shalt not kill" EXCEPT if god tells you to, ie crusades, if you hear voices in your head you need to be institutionalized, not worshiped.

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Brad William /

bowed in prayer... 'we worship thee o Father Harry. We are punks undeserving of your gaze. Please. we exhort you, humbly... how can we make your day?

Some clown put a clint eastwood film on super 8 into the only surviving time capsule unearthed in the year 2342 after The Fall. No other record or institutional artifacts survived. The religious cult that followed is no less wacky than any we observe today.

Re: Anyone who believes in a god....

There is no god.

None.

It's all made up myths

Humans are stupid as fuck

They create myths to deal with their own perceived weaknesses.

Just substitute "Jesus" with any character you like, and add a back story you can convince yourself to believe in.

Equal power

Jesus = Spaghetti Monster

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Although I'm not a veteran, I have seen many graphic photos of dead bodies from the Vietnam War thanks to Larry Flint. At the tinder age of 14, I stumbled across a Hustler Magazine thrown out by one of the local frat houses. Inside that issue was an article called; War-the real obscenity. It contained photos of bloated, decapitated and otherwise mutilated bodies from both sides of the war. The one that I will never be able to erase from my mind showed a mans head blown open with the scalp still holding pieces of broken skull bone revealing the empty cavity within. You could only imagine the smell, stench, pain and suffering from those photos. That original article with pictures was published in the January 1977 issue and re released in The Best of Hustler #3. The article was published to refute the fact that these obscene photos of war could be mailed anywhere by the U.S. Postal Service yet Hustler Magazine was under fire for obscenity charges for depicting the nude female anatomy.

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is entitled to their opinion on the topic. I myself have found that for my own applications, and based on my own experiences, I really have little in common with anyone who speaks in absolutes: "There is a God." "There is no God."

It all falls on deaf ears to me.

That said, as far as my own personal beliefs are concerned, I tend to lean towards skepticism, but I also have an understanding that not only do I not know a god damn (pun and offense intended) thing, and regardless of what anyone claims to know, they do not.

For anyone who feels the need to quote the Bible on this thread, please understand that whatever you quote was written by humans, and not your God. You are entitled to believe it was written by your God, but i shamelessly give you the middle finger when you tell me that it is The Gospel Truth. Also, bread and wine do not get magically turned into flesh and blood. They told me that shit when I was being indoctrinated, and no matter how they sliced it up and served it, it tasted like bread and wine to me.

So yeah...fuck off, proselytizers. You know who you are. (edited)

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Hey bro, half of us joined for that shit lol

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Overpriced Parts /

> Jonathan R Wrote:

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> Hey bro, half of us joined for that shit lol

I’m for one very thankful for your service! Our country is not perfect but there’s no other country I’d rather be in,

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

If there is or was a God it would be beyond your understanding anyway. And o do believe it was a translation error it is actually thou shall not murder.not kill.

Reality needs ground rules....

Everybody being shitty to each other even with religion if everyone raised their kids right you would not need religion cops governments armies trade agreements megacorps..

If you look into it Einstein God's model comes into play when it comes to knowledge and if the universe truly consists entirely of mathematics there has to be an observer even if it is an inanimate Observer it is all that would be required create the whole universe from nothing or rather from everything lettuce presuppose that there is no such thing as nothing because once it is observed it is a something if you do a mathematics Problem by Logic and you say to yourself I have a pie and I cut it into eight pieces 1 / 8 is the math for a particular slice but now if you run it backwards 8 divided by 1 is 8 but now you put that pesky 0 in there and then all of a sudden 8 / 0 is that its 8 and if you run that backwards 8 * 0 is supposed to equal 0 but if you look at it as a word problem I had a pie and I didn't cut it into 8 slices then I have one I have a whole pie this doesn't work in pure math so you have a set of brackets with nothing in it that is basically what is 0

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Blaine- The artist formerly known as Plumber Crack "(OFMC)" /

“ if the universe truly consists entirely of mathematics there has to be an observer“

Who says so?

In mathematics, your statement of

“I had a pie and I didn't cut it into 8 slices”

would look like this:

1

Or 1=1

When you didn’t do anything to the pie, you removed it from the mathematical operation. It is no longer a dividend of a division problem, or an operand of any mathematical operation. It’s just a fucking pie. (edited)

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+1 OP !

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

In physics it explains the slot experiment the one that determines whether it's a particle or a wave the outcome is different whether you watch it or you don't explain that considering most of the top physics models can't explain it Einstein couldn't explain it Oppenheimer all of them not one can give an explanation

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

If you lived inside of toroid then how would you ever know there are models that prove that all of 3 and 4D reality is encoded in a 2d Matrix

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I love that science keeps discussing in effect.....`How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?' LOL!

All these theories leave you with a `big blank' on what existed with this everlasting power to create the magnificent universe. Better wake up!

Because something had to exist forever. Face it.

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who knows, i just wanna experience those last 7 or so minutes as my brain dies and you have a looooooooooong trip as the final drops of thought juice are pumped through my noggin'

if theres something after, cool

if there isnt, i wont even exist to know or care

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> Don Ohio Wrote:

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> I love that science keeps discussing in effect.....`How many angels can

> dance on the head of a pin?' LOL!

>

> All these theories leave you with a `big blank' on what existed with

> th this everlasting power to create the magnificent universe. Better

> wake up!

>

> Because something had to exist forever. Face it.

>

> A Zed Wrote:

> -------------------------------------------------------

> So yeah...fuck off, proselytizers. You know who you are. (edited)

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Brad William /

Because something had to exist forever. Face it.

Yes. Ok. I'm ready to order. I'll take the Spaghetti Monster special... With veal scallopini, medium rare... what?... not on the menu?...OK, Vishnu.. whatever!!! there are 398 gods on the menu tonight.. surely.. you can ask the chef?

We have a lot of requests this evening sir

Thank you. Please do your best. I know lots of others are waiting, but we are just as chosen as the rest and I don't want to have to call your manager over...

I'll do my very best sir...

...and the waiter slips behind the partition to commiserate with another... "can you believe these fucking assholes tonite?"

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Brad William /

...of course Don would just as well let the other diners burn, for all eternity, in fucking hell, if they don't git wid 'is own menu choice, shut the fuck up, and stop puttin the skids on his salvation. Such is tolerance. (edited)

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i aint never seen no science professors mentioned in muh family bibble so checkmate, libtard

Re: Anyone who believes in a god....

> Don Ohio Wrote:

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> I love that science keeps discussing in effect.....`How many angels can

> dance on the head of a pin?' LOL!

>

> All these theories leave you with a `big blank' on what existed with

> th this everlasting power to create the magnificent universe. Better

> wake up!

>

> Because something had to exist forever. Face it.

You need to read the good book and have faith without question.

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Originally recorded live at the nightclub The Bitter End in New York City's Greenwich Village during early 1963. Dad had three or four Cosby albums on 8-track that I listened to for hours as a preteen.

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chicken heart, go karts, his shit was awesome

shame he had to be a depraved fucking rapist though

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Don't be down on all bill because he likes Jell-O pudding and I believe they prefer to be called pastafarians...

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

It's sort of like finding out that one of the secret names of God is Fido all I know is the old saying if you claim to know something you don't know anything at all

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Terbo Speghetti /

Church (by whatever name) is just a place for child rapists and their apologists to hang out and not pay taxes.

God is the most expedient lie to get access to those children.

"Face it"

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^ I would not say the church is all child molesters, I was raised in a church going family and none of the clergy ever made any moves on any of the kids, are some like that, sure, but there are plenty of molesters that have no affiliation, the clergy where I went were actually very decent sorts, but they adhere to very outdated explanations of the world, and if I think you are outdated, trust me you are, lol. Before thunder could be explained and the movement of weather patterns etc, things that really mattered thousands of years ago, and still do in less developed areas of the globe, a fairy tale, written with people of the times limited references was the best explanation available. The idea of a god loving us but also willing to damn us forever for using the free will it gave us, that was when the con-men took over, to keep people in line, not work and take from those that could not read. At any time there are 20 odd wars going on, but a being with the capability to do something about it does nothing, children get cancer, get abused and still nothing, it's hogwash. We will most likely never know what started everything, we are not that big a deal, we can't even launch a rocket in a rainstorm. The one thing that could bring about a lack of suffering, is the equal distribution of energy, and therefore food production and education, thus eliminating the need for wars and one group suffering to the point of revolt, is constantly blocked, Tesla, and more we will never know of. The ultra rich can not stay that way without massive suffering of the rest of us. Greed, a human trait is the root of all evil. The religious will say God will punish those that live at the expense of others, but why must we wait for the rich to die at 90 or so while how many generations perish from starvation in that lifetime? God loves us all huh? I call BS. Why does every religion think they are right and every other is heretical? Another human trait, the desire to feel superior to others. We alone have the capacity to advance, or destroy ourselves as a species, NOT the flying spaghetti monster. I used to ask the priests about this, and all you got was "god works in mysterious ways" and "he doesn't give you more than you can handle". You know who also talks in generality's like that? Con men, and people who really don't have an answer but for whom it is so important to have other people believing the same lies they do, as they secretly doubt them themselves. Costanza said it best, "it's not a lie if you believe it", a motto also espoused by our current figurehead.

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

He doesn't give you anything that you can't handle...

I had an old church lady say this to me and I replied to her well I guess that explains why I never won the lottery...

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"I was raised in a church going family and none of the clergy ever made any moves on any of the kids."

- that you know of.

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Dirty30 Dillon /

> Terbo Speghetti Wrote:

> -------------------------------------------------------

> Church (by whatever name) is just a place for child rapists and their

> apologists to hang out and not pay taxes.

>

> God is the most expedient lie to get access to those children.

>

> "Face it"

You make a lot of bold declarations, but this is just whack.

I don't give a shit about the/any church, but I have met many people involved across sects/religions who are not child rapists or apologists.

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I don't believe in jeebus so I don't go. But from what I can tell church is a support organization. I have a buddy who lost his job, his church paid his bills and bought his family groceries for 2 months while he looked for a new one. Guess who hired him, someone from church.

Hell the Mormons have their own free grocery store for people.

It sounds nice and all but I can't just start believing that the Earth is 6000 years old and women are a damn bbq rib. But I have no problem with them..

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> Aaron Blair Wrote:

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> I don't believe in jeebus so I don't go. But from what I can tell church

> is a support organization. I have a buddy who lost his job, his church

> paid his bills and bought his family groceries for 2 months while he

> looked for a new one. Guess who hired him, someone from church.

We have socialism for this.

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