> > Anyone who takes the bible entirely literally today had better have a
> > backyard full of goats for various forms of restitution. Why? The
> > bible COMMANDS IT!
> Yeah, but those parts of the bible are not to be taken too seriously,
> unlike the parts that i was told from a young age are absolute truth.
The "bible" is actually two groups of writtings. One written for jews, the other for christians. Please stop quoting Leviticus, its literally irrelevant for any practicing christian and you sound ignorant.
I am not a practicing christian.