Re: Diamonds are fucking stupid

♣Slew Foot♣ /
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A 90 year old Italian guy that ran a candy store when I was a kid told me this he said marriage my boy is like prostitution on the installment plan. ....

he also told me that women were a lot like elephants you pay good money to get into the circus you have a good time yeah by peanuts you feed the elephants they do tricks it's awesome but it's a totally different story my boy when they're sitting on your living room sofa...

except for my boy substitute Guido or Goomba... when I was a kid the old timers when you had a iffy name they named you a good one like Spike or Butch so you could substitute one of those two...

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  Diamonds are fucking stupidTopic by: Born to be WillD Born to be WillD 10/09/19 12:37PM
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  Re: Diamonds are fucking stupidRe: Stephen Keller Stephen Keller 10/12/19 07:16PM
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