WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! NICE SHOOTING TEX!!!
Lets all just take a step back, take a deep breath and slow down.
Not sure where they get their packing materials but it's obviously leftover, donated, or just cheap stuff they get and part of the joke is just that.
You don't know quite exactly what's gonna come with your order.
If they started using NAMBLA tape or something fucked up like that then you might have a point but if you like sweet deals, cheap prices, and getting parts for 40 year old dumb bikes relatively easily then ask your healthcare provider for ativan to deal with some fucking packing tape ffs
or better yet, go to Staples, buy 48 rolls of packing tape and send Benji a gift instead of jumping to theorizing that they'll be doing porn shoots in their warehouse
lastly, its EXACTLY over reactive shit like this thats gonna get trump back into office