So My Treats Order Came Today And...

The box was taped shut with Victoria's Secret packaging tape. Funny to me really. So my girl sees it and says " Oh , you got me something from Victoria's Secret, surprise me for sure." So I say " It is something white." " Oh wow" says her." "Sorry my love, " says I, "It's whitewall tires for my Hero Majestic moped. " Still funny to me. No comment yet from her.

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Josiah Radebaugh /

Ha! I've always wondered how often things like this have happened.

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That's hilarious.

Should of played that out much longer by making her guess what was inside. You would then know what to get her based on her responses.

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The Victoria Secret catalog is going to be your only "love interest" you keep teasing her like that.... ;)

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Overpriced Parts /

Ya my wife wasn’t so happy about a year or so ago when that happened so I requested for them not to use that tape more especially when the package was delivered to the house next-door that day and a neighbor brought it over ha ha!

39 years of marriage next week we need nothing but our bare bodies to enjoy ourselves ha ha!

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past 2 orders have had the VS tape

and one of them was a loooong box for an exhaust that was leaning up against our front door when we got home.

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Why would treats use tape from a company that objectifies and traffics women? Especially when requested not to? Epstein and Wexner are $75 million dollar pals.

What’s next from them, a porn movie in the warehouse like 77 did a decade ago?

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WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! NICE SHOOTING TEX!!!

Lets all just take a step back, take a deep breath and slow down.

Not sure where they get their packing materials but it's obviously leftover, donated, or just cheap stuff they get and part of the joke is just that.

You don't know quite exactly what's gonna come with your order.

If they started using NAMBLA tape or something fucked up like that then you might have a point but if you like sweet deals, cheap prices, and getting parts for 40 year old dumb bikes relatively easily then ask your healthcare provider for ativan to deal with some fucking packing tape ffs

or better yet, go to Staples, buy 48 rolls of packing tape and send Benji a gift instead of jumping to theorizing that they'll be doing porn shoots in their warehouse

lastly, its EXACTLY over reactive shit like this thats gonna get trump back into office

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I mean it helps to deter theft of packages from your door step. Ain’t no one gonna snag a big box of panties and glitter lotions with the hopes of selling it for drugs. I like it personally. When I was an online shopper a number of amazon boxes taken from my apartment building lobby.

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Just buy her a vacuum as a compensation gift and wrap it up nice for her...

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Master D. Baiter /

I order anonymous so they don’t fuck with my shit. :)

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> Ana L. of the Aurora Roras Wrote:

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> I order anonymous so they don’t fuck with my shit. :)

You'd probably get free squirrel food

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> ..... poop Wrote:

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> past 2 orders have had the VS tape

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> and one of them was a loooong box for an exhaust that was leaning up

> against our front door when we got home.

lol that's exactly how my people's pipe + two shinko knobby tires came. giant fucking box with VS all over it!

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Dirty30 Dillon /

> Overpriced Parts Wrote:

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> Ya my wife wasn’t so happy about a year or so ago when that happened so

> I requested for them not to use that tape

You're a real bucket of chuckles, Ken.

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