Please don't think I'm knocking you because I actually already have this malady. I just want to play a little game here and see how close I can get. A $1000 SL: Flinstone mobile, jack point "holes" no longer visible behind the skin coat of bondo and undercoating, soft top tucked away for the last 30 years (swiss cheese mouse house) hard top most likely awol. Runs from anywhere between 30 seconds to 5 minutes before it dies (if it runs at all). Needs full exhaust. No name brand tires 10-20 years old and dry-rotted. Interior absolutely smoked especially if leather. Oil puking from valve covers, head gaskets, rear main seal, power steering and all 12 transmission gaskets and seals. Body rust/ dents and most likely cheapo repaint. All bushings original and severely dry rotted. Non-op climate control meaning A/C, heat and most likely fan as well. How close am I?