*on the tenth day, the man's girlfriend was hospitalized for injuries she sustained during his recovery period.
Although the instructions on the bottle said call a physician immediately instead he called every single girlfriend he ever had in his life...
Unfortunately when he did decide to go to the ER he decided to take a scooter and in a freak accident involving a combine harvester he was pronounced dead at the scene
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