MOPED ARMY

♣Slew Foot♣ Wrote:

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C&C first movie. Just saw it the other day... for the 100th time. still one of the best out there.

some days i try to say nothing outside the script of the jerk. lol

it is one of the very few movies you can see 200x's and still bust at a overlooked joke.

why these cans are defective?

momma, what do you mean, i am not black?

**the whole movie is a long running joke. other quotes...

wow, your hand's relly steady... yeah but i shoot with this hand.

it could be worse it could be raining...

everybody has to point at the bad guy...

it's a TRAP!

it's pronounced I-gor.

if you say what one more time.

this is your grandfather's gold watch......

stupid talkin monkeys....

keep your damn dirty hands off me, you freaking ape.

soylent green is people

A#1

i'll get you my pretty and your little dog too...

i'm melting.....

i woke up feeling like a 14 year-old, goodthing there weren't any around.

actually groucho marx in an old one.

I got the gold Paw.!

Outlaw Josie wales.

Indeed^ anything Gene Wilder is usually gold.

"Okay chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."

Boy...the next words out of your mouth better be some brilliant fucking mark twain shit, cuz its definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.

Otis, devils rejects

you ditched napoleon at waterloop?

he was a dick.........

he's an asshole, you can tell by his haircut he's an asshole.

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Choke yourself!

Not with your hand

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH

#1 A boys best friend is his mother.

#2 I see dead people.

oh, you are so good. Want more?

Love Cannot be found where it doesn't exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does.

The funerals end today.