MOPED ARMY

dumbest thread ever.

.. Or the best thread ever .

Hey ! There's no need for insults here ! Just tell me what you're on ?

Oop! Andy, I took it straight up!

Edit by "I don't get no respect." (edited)

Right now it's caffeine, in a little while it'll be beer.

this post just prodded me into cracking a beer. (edited)

a crud encrusted nickel/iron ball circling a ball of gas that is circling a giant drainhole with untold thousands of others spreading out until there is nothing but the shiny void.

silly earthling, drugs are for users.

alternate answer, a tomos.

Troll'Ver MacButtphister Wrote:

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Cool !..

Atta Boy Chris !

you are in luck i kinda kept track, so far:

11,476,364 cigarettes, 160 bottles of wild turkey, 28 lbs of cheap marijuana, 12lbs of quality bud, 2oz of hashish, 1, 1/4 oz of heroin. most as opium, 1oz of coke about 6 grams as crack,1lb of mushrooms, 2oz of meth, 1667 heinekens, 125 cpt. morgans and cokes, 128 southern and cokes, 1337 hits of LSD, 16 gallons of natural lite beer

2 qts carling black label, 16 woodchuck apple ciders, 26 peyote buttons, 20 mesceline microdots, 167 whippets, 2 bottles of rush(amal nitrate), 132 mgs of demerol, 21 percocets, 28 vicoden, 4 quayludes, 2 1/2 grams of PCP, 15 hits of dmma, 22 hits of dmt, 6 bottles of kafja, 2 bottles of rumplemins and jagermeister, 10 bottles of vodka,100 duladuid 2mg tabs, 20 mgs interveneous, 1000 various fake pain killers/ brain pills (lyrica,toradol,celebrex...) heart meds on going, 1/2 bottle of danish absynthe, 2 vines in mexico, some weird tequilla that was handcrafted with mescaline infused worm, 12 clove cigarettes, 20 indian biddies, 3 questionable blunts.

Coming down from the first ride of the year on my Harley and some nice around town rides on my Honda C70. The Ironhead has been in the garage since Nov.20th and it seemed like forever. Re-trued the rear wheel to center it better in the fender, then checked it over, the air was fine in the tires, and the oil check valve actually kept the oil in the bag instead of in the crankcase. The needlevalve let some gas out to rinse the engine off until I whacked the Bendix with screwdriver. She fired on the second kick and the angels sang. The C70 hasn't gotten out since the ACR Rally and needed a push start to fire off, but is now a pleasure to tool around and down to the gas station for a pop. Anyways it's given me the drive and focus to start cleaning the garage tonight.

my mom said ADD

my lsst boss ask if i take meds AM, i said no, he said i should

ofmc said ADD with a mix of ADHD

sabat said ADD

yet never did anything in my life- so no worries about OD

...so before i go psychiatrist can a lovely members send me samples of their meds, i just need 2 tablets each kind, to find what i am getting myself into, and become a cooke cutter again? (edited)

hipstar just get into some heavy caffine like expresso, 3 pots a day.

they will give you a series of pills, leading upto adderol. which is basicly speed,

i just go with it. learn to speed read and photo memorize shit

then multi task. it will get you far but it becomes incredably stressful.

as you advance peeps hate you then you get more and more responsibility they hate you even more.

eventually it will lead them to frame you for something to get rid of you.

i was add, adhd, before they even knew what it was, nuns straightened it out with torture.

you will get a heart attack. mine was caused by weird brain meds so watchout.

oh and meditate, learn to focus. start with tia chi and then into intense focus techniques like juggaling or surgury, watch repair ect...

you could just get a few hookers dress up as nuns and torture you but that can get expensive and they look at you all weird come on you are a hooker and you are judging me give me the damn whip bitch....

oh if you do not want to do a lifetime of drugs to get to the goodstuff,

skip right to the three after heartmeds ongoing, and the goodbud and hash

the dulaudid is pretty much the goodstuff too, when it comes to painkillers.

you have to do about 6mgs of demerol and stare at them saying is this supposed to help? then do the feild soberity test flawlessly. accuse the nurse of doing your drugs and givin you a dud. it works everytime.