Just a curiosity, you walk into the bathroom with a lil brown crayon already scribbling on the back of your undies.
It's groundhog day and you're dying to sit down and let winter be over.
SO (assuming generic public restroom) there's your standard two stalls (or 3 for ladies) in the water closet.
Do you:
(1) take the BIG handicapped stall and shit in luxury?
OR
(2) do you like the smaller cozier confines of a single loo?
take the one with the baby changing station. then you can recline and scribble with your crayons.
What ever stall happends too be open for the most part.. I mean when ya gotta go , ya gotta Go now ! ~
i take the one with the mirror and faucet behind it. that way i can check my ass for stragglin' dooks and run the water on it if i need to. its weird that they never make those so your feet can touch the ground though.
i always go for the big one if its open. shit in luxury as you say, i call it "being able to shit without my knees rubbing the shitter walls" ya dig. i have often pondered while shitting, as most people do, and on occasion i have imagined a very angry handicap person needing wheelchair friendly toilet access waiting for me to pinch it off and wipe it down. truthfully though i never have opened the thin privacy door to reveal such a situation... have you? WHATS YOUR WEIRDEST PUBLIC RESTROOM EXPERIENCE?
I had to go so bad. And I was at burlington coat factory. For those who don't know, its a ghetto store that sells coats and phat farm jeans and hoochy clothes.
I made it to the bathroom with just before my intestones shot out of my rectum. I chose the large stall cause it was open and I like room. Anyway as I am blasting off like a rocket. I notice this skinny femmy black dude next to me on his hand and knees puking up a coule of bitten in half skittles. This skinny gay kid was a total bolemic employee who needed to regurgitate his 3 skittles so he would remain at .1% body fat. He was getting low low low and saw me looking at him odd. And just gave me the be quite sign.
^Lulz
Why were you at Burlington Coat Factory?
he was looking for a denim jacket to turn into a vest.
I poop in the little one most times. I figure most people aim for the big stall so somehow that makes me think the little stall is cleaner. That's if I have my choice though. Ill poop anywhere I don't even need a door to drop a bomb.
I worked as a janitor for a long time never use the stall closest to the door it's always the dirtiest.
^ I saw a segment on a news show like 20/20 one time that said the one in the back is always the dirtiest and the one closest to the door is the cleaner one.
When I was in college as soon as I sat down they decided to have a fire drill. The speaker in there was so load I thought I was going to end up deaf. My ears were ringing for hours. It was worse than an AC/DC concert.
one with sink inside
concidering average joe in here i wonder why i have not heard of such of clean reply;)
blink
Those are nothin
Try going in a Portalet that's full in the middle of the summer of winter for that matter.
I usually try for home field advantage whenever possible.
I look for the stall that the toilet paper roll wasn't pissed on and check to see if someone used the seat to wipe their ass. Then i lay strips of TP on the seat. We've all heard the saying "Got it from the toilet seat" so i've always assumed there my some truth to it. Usually i can just hold it till i get home.
Speaking of holding it, a friend was telling me a story about her son when he was maybe 4 or 5. They were fishing, when he comes up and said "mommy, i have to poop", and she tells him he's just gonna have to hold it. A few minutes later he comes up to her again and asks, "now what do i do with it?", as he's standing there holding a turd in his hands. True story.
Kids. One night several years ago, me and the wife are out for dinner at Olive Garden. I walked into the restroom and there's a small boy, by himself, i know i would have never left my son go to the bathroom by himself when he was that age, but he's sitting there, dropping log, with his feet dangling, sitting on the short urinal. True story.
I stopped caring where i shit. i sit right on the seat, fuck a seat cover. I'm with Joe, i dont even need a door. i will shit on the sidewalk. no bullshit.
Never thought very hard about it....slow day on OT lol. Lolz hard @"burlington coat factory" been there.
I was pooping at a mcdonalds with a one staller and a guy kept knocking on the door every 30 seconds asking if I was about done. I guess he had to go real bad. I slowed down my poop and farted real loud every time he knocked on the door and moaned real loud.
I had a friend who liked to poop with company. so we'd take neighboring stalls and have a good chat while dumping. it really weirds out everyone who comes in...
but he'd always take the smaller. said it felt warmer
i know i get the chills sometimes loosing a hot log, but small confines arent going to make any difference. The big stalls do feel awkwardly empty tho. so much room to spread out except, you're pooping, so spreading would just lead to smearing and i dont want that.
Big stall
george holt Wrote:
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> Big stall
For big shit.
I saw a thing on "manswers" about which is the cleanest stall.
Its actually the closest one, i.e. the small one usually.
Apparently everyone chooses the farthest one to the right assuming everyone else just goes in the closest one.
One time at a 13th birthday party we were at an arcade at a big shoppng mall called "west town". One of the other kids came up and said, "there is totally a guy jerking off in the bathroom stall."
So of course we all had to go in to investigate.
In pairs we went in and reported back.
Dude had nice shiny business shoes on and was facing the stall wall and obviously trying to yerk silently. And failing.
So we call waited outside and when he came out we all cracked up and he realized he had been made. He was really well dressed and obviously some sort of professional.
Anyway from then on we would always say, "going to west town" or, "going to the mall" to mean jerking it. "Ah I couldn't get a BJ from Annie so I am going to west town." or "Man that kid is ALWAYS going to west town, have you seen his VHS collection?".
It also got funny when other people who weren't in on the joke would be like, "Oh I am going to the mall between classes, wanna join me?"
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