In a stunning display of bright lights, and pulsating earth, the smoke settles outside of the cave. The figure is a 20 something Urban youth with a link whip chain made from the bones of missionaries. He is called, Sir Clifford Rock, Justice Time-lord of Indifference in social behavior, and he has joined your band of adventurers.
"Why are we running? Why not just ignore the growing mound til it goes away?" (edited)